By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new fucking friends

Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.

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You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new fucking friends

Cough them up going "You said these were Smarties! " Gets him in trouble right back.

This is why I choose to be a hermit.

Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.

LSD won't show up in a drug test let alone a schools test

Well good thing we're not talking about LSD then :)

My thought was what if the friend lied and actually gave the OP ecstasy? This is why I trust no one. Can't risk shit like this happening.

Trust me if it was mdma he would know it and wouldn't write this FML. Also why would his "friend" give him drugs? Dealing drugs is a far worse crime than consuming them. He'd be in very deep sh!t if he gave him some mdma. I don't know if the standard urine test they have will detect mdma but there are tests able to do it.

#61 You can get home drug tests that screen for THC, Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamines, and MDMA. My mom buys them all the time.

78- where can u get these home drug tests, never heard of them

cmchappy 25

Where was the ops bodyguard at

You need new friends dude.

You should just frankly talk to the principal, or whoever runs your school, hopefully they'll understand. If they don't, just tell them the other kid's your dealer...

All it takes is a drug test...

If he admits to having a dealer, it defeats the point, doesn't it?

they'll deal with it like they deal with bullies.

Don't do skittles, know what you're getting yourself into.

Don't do Smarties either, unless you trust your dealer to not rat you out

My friend did m&ms once, hasn't been the same since.

cmchappy 25

Caution hero above

Now if only they were really Mollys. Class would be a whole lot more interesting. There is no way you'll be expelled. They would call the police department and they would use a Chem test or send it to a lab and verify it wasn't mdma. Good luck.

What a piece of shit. Hope he gets suspended for disrupting the class for no reason.

After that he's not your friend. Can't you explain that it was Smarties and not Molly?

What an asshole. I hope you're able to get out of expulsion OP.

sounds like a winning friend