Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 426
You deserved it 12 749

Same thing different taste

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a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

I think your friend is the one who overdosed


a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

agreed that honestly is not wat a friend should do.

testthecoal 5

seems unlikely that the average person would assume a laugh would come about from a hit in the side.

my friend does stuff like that to me all the time.. he knows how easily I laugh.. :/

Jgotty, if you line your body up directly behind the weapon, the shock of firing is absorbed better and you move less, improving your aim and maintaining your sight picture. Good comment, though.

1 agreed totally an ass and a bit of fail.

Prankster7o7 5

128 has got a point, you need better shooting posture.

C6Racer 0

If FML put a "Like" button for every comment, MissBunny would click every single one of em.

161 *presses metaphorical like button* hell yes I would ! :D

C6Racer 0

I guessed you would reply in 30 minutes. I didn't think I would be that close haha.

#'s 128 and 154 bring up very valid points # 23, you need to correct this and post a new display pic ASAP showing your correction. Thanks! :-D

drug overdoses r funny because its the drug users fault for being a dumass and using drugs

a lot of times it's a suicide attempt dum a$$

196, it's not too funny for the families of the user that had to suffer through their drug use & deal with their death. Also, if the user had children, they probably wouldn't enjoy growing up around that; drugs and alcohol can permanently screw up a child. Did you ever think about the fact that the users parents could've been addicts? The user could've been traumatized from what he/she would've seen at home as a child and might've needed something to numb the pain. They weren't intending to be like their parents, but a majority of the time, it turns out that way.

supersaiyan7 0

as if you can't just tell the lady what actually happened?? you deserved it.

exactly. OP shouldve cryed after the lady was done bitching and tell her that her friend hit her on the side and that the speaker has disgraced her dead friend. also ops friend is on crack

couldnt have been a lady.. unless she snuck out of the kitchen to give a speech

97: Wow, I've never heard that one before!

Mellow_blu34u 0
Thabb 0
supersaiyan7 0

well it's usually a woman who dose the bitchin! that's why theyre called bitches!

sexism is good but the kitchen jokes are old get new material

zakkyzebra 11

3 - IKR I hate when kids take shit from bitchy teachers.

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

how would his friend be the one that overdosed and died and still be there to make him laugh

nutsackmuscle 0

perhaps it's a weekend at bernies thing. he overdosed but they tied him to OP and another friend to keep up appearances.

i_like_girls 0
1221jamw 11

Sounds like a job for supa crack. He deals with this stuff. Oh and your a dirty *****.

You, sir, are a disgrace to FML and, if I may be so bold, to all mankind. Please don't ever comment, or breathe, ever again.

psst! it's "you're" not "your" but 3rd grade English is a toughy isn't it?

doc ur daughter is getting fat I think

I know I'm feeding the troll here, but I just can't help myself. Jizwold, do you get off by insulting 4-year olds? Do you derive some kind of sick pleasure from insulting a little girl? Do you go to the playground and tell little kids that they're fat and ugly? Or do you just do it from the comfort of your little anonymous FML account because you feel you're can be a badass? If insulting a preschooler is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself, then you are truly a pathetic soul.

What did he say? It didn't show up on my pc

Gondile 4

Are you talking shit to our greatest superhero yet?!

Woodsy007 0
baseballgirl25 6

you should punched your friend after you two sat down.

you_failed 15