Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Vesi 30
Yeah that is called *assault* and I suggest you have a little chat with the police and file a report.
Chazzster 32
This is so obviously wrong (an assault in class for apparently no reason) and the teacher either ignored what happened or condoned it! But because it is so obviously wrong and out of whack it makes me wonder what the rest of the story is?… Is this some sort of “Oliver Twist” school of sanctioned bullying and outlandish behavior?… Is there something important OP left out about what he did or said that casts some degree of blame on them?… By the way, my impression was that “seeing stars” comes from a blow to the head and not necessarily from a blow to the gut. But maybe people are different in their reaction to pain or a hit…
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Vesi 30
Yeah that is called *assault* and I suggest you have a little chat with the police and file a report.
Chazzster 32
This is so obviously wrong (an assault in class for apparently no reason) and the teacher either ignored what happened or condoned it! But because it is so obviously wrong and out of whack it makes me wonder what the rest of the story is?… Is this some sort of “Oliver Twist” school of sanctioned bullying and outlandish behavior?… Is there something important OP left out about what he did or said that casts some degree of blame on them?… By the way, my impression was that “seeing stars” comes from a blow to the head and not necessarily from a blow to the gut. But maybe people are different in their reaction to pain or a hit…
rudico67 8
I am sorry you have such a s***y teacher!