Inappropriate, Students and Drugs: Not funny, son

Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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Frosc 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:06

a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

john443 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:08

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

Comments

clashatdemonhead 3

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:40

for 176

denvan 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:07

Next time hav an air horn with you blare it at your friend.

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 9:55

That wasn't very nice of OP's friend to do that. There's nothing wrong with being stupid - which he/she may have been doing - but it wasn't the right time.

wolve86 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:14

because it's your name... every1"LOVES"boners.. how do you of all people miss that

LaUruguaya 11

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:28

am I the only one baffled by laughing after being hit in the side? how was a friend doing that funny at all?

uranidot 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 17:31

No, fuckass, you're not alone. You are in great (disgustingly non-empathetic) company. Asshole.

derpyderpton1408 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:04

Haha, retard, you just bitched out uranidot for not spelling idiot right, yet, you can't even spell "Breathe"! Not to mention uranidiot is already taken, ever try to stop and think before you go completely apeshit? Hahahaha, fail retard is fail.

uranidot 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 17:25

Why would someone ask a question that's been answered over and over and over and over again in the very comment thread that their asking it in, unless they are either A) a ******* moron, or B) a douchebag?

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:18

That's not true. It can just be something that happens automatically without any real thought to it. I tend to squeak quite loudly when I get jabbed/poked/hit in the side. It's not because it's something I want to do but because it just happens before I have a chance to stop myself. When the OP says they laughed, they could mean that it was more of a short "Ha ha" type response, which came out before they could stop themselves.

bakes22 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 1:58

lol lol lol

golfswimboy 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 2:24

sounds like someone needs less dooshy friends

MariaxMayhem 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 3:10

She is saying that she too loves boners...that's why I guess......... Hooray for boners!!!_

peke20 0

Friday 18 March 2011 3:26

haha i know how you felt. i laugh really eassy too and it suks. you know why? because i was laughing at my aunts funeral. i didnt mean to laugh bt i get laughing attacks.