Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML
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oj101
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Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?
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junkman6
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I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?
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oj101
| 33
Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
And here I thought a Freudian slip was when you said one thing but actually meant your mother....er, another! ;P
Either way, if that was literally Op's reaction to getting a face plant, she could probably expect to end up doing the downward facing dog pose more often. :p
Either way, if that was literally Op's reaction to getting a face plant, she could probably expect to end up doing the downward facing dog pose more often. :p
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jw90
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@ 1-no no I think that's what she really meant to say.
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OMFGenesis
| 7
Should've ended the sentence like "I'm gonna f**k you up"
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oj101
| 33
#44 - I can just imagine it as a TV show. Set on a rainy background, during sunset, city lights on in the background, OP says, "I'm gonna f*ck you.... (breathlessly).... up". Then OP's friend proceeds to smile, leans in slowly and kisses her. OP passionately kisses back, then suddenly draws herself away with a sharp breath, with a momentous pause. She then hesitantly smiles, grabs his hand and they run off into the twilight to get back to her apartment, in a moment of fiery passion.
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Dawnstempest
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@ 50 Really? I was imagining more of a SM moment here.... Considering this one obviously likes it rough ;).
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mustabee
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hahahahahahahha
freudian for real, denying your drives leads to pychosis, so go for it. Im gona go try face plant a friend, who knows - wish me luck
freudian for real, denying your drives leads to pychosis, so go for it. Im gona go try face plant a friend, who knows - wish me luck
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Dre27
| 20
#50, Still a better story than twilight
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fakedsincerity
| 32
#41... that's the joke....
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Rainhawk94
| 27
why are we ducking bleeping ourselves
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junkman6
| 22
I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?
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| 28
OP should keep his word and fuck his friend. Hard. In the butt. No lube. Unexpectedly.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Though there are some guys out there named Ashley, I do believe OP is a woman. She could do it with a strap on though. Nothing scarier than a pissed of chick swinging around a 10 inch rubber dick. That's a nightmare situation, or for some, a dream come true haha.
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KingreX32
| 21
or some fucked up hentai
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
Op shouls have quickly added 'up' to avoid being laughed at.
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junkman6
| 22
I am really bad at internet things. In the past 2 days I've googled "candy crush" and now "hentai." I don't know which is going to scar my brain more... I'm thinking candy crush.
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TheOnlyMizLiv
| 22
You're 18 and you still think your birthday is New Year's Day? I'm fairly certain 12/31 is New Year's Eve.
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Hey #107, did you know you were born exactly one week after the day of Hitler's birthday, the day of the BP Oil Spill, and the Columbine High School massacre all together?
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mFUNdo21
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well did you?
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happle
| 21
This entire comments section is just upsetting.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
No he didn't
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leonchen7498
| 12
i think ashley is a girls name -_-
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isallwaysme
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ill fuck you so savage my dick will be casted.
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SoliDSt33L
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Be ready for the Mods, isallwaysme.
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broderickc
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Easy there satan
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isallwaysme
| 27
i have recently been commenting under the influence of not enough sleep. i should restrain myself in the mornings espically when i first wake up.
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SoliDSt33L
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You're going with the old sleep deprivation excuse, eh? That won't work here, as the FML community has seen it too many times. Good luck!
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isallwaysme
| 27
argh i realized too late. Ill be the first to point out that im an idiot.
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nightbirdblue
| 27
The sleep deprivation excuse only works, if you correct yourself before anyone does.
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beautybabexo
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Jackass.
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dRpRdP
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ur emotions came out :D !!
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ischneid101
| 4
Home invader or butthole crusader?
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hologram1991
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O(∩_∩)O
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micha090
| 21
nincompoop
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ChenEighty
| 20
How insightful
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maria05136
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At least you guys have something to laugh at later throughout the years
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naznafeathers
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With your face down like that? :p
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Ian7890
| 23
I am pretty sure they stood up and didn't just lay on their face.
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TheBrochure
| 22
#46 - sex can get kind of tricky with both partners standing up. :P