Don't believe that worked

It's funny how you're still tormented by your bully even after his death. Bull level: afterlife

OP might also want to prove his innocence with a drug test?

Yea...even in death the bully still makes OP suffer

actually thayd be perfect. itd be worth it to teach your dad.

@30 And then next time he has to "prove" something to his dad? Then what? Not only does it set up a system of "guilty until proven innocent," it also erodes any implicit trust between parent and child. On a macro scale, it's basically safety vs. freedom. If he gives up his "rights" now, what will he have left in the future. tl;dr: Bro's going to have to pee in a cup every day he lives with his dad.

#43 I feel like you are extremely overreacting. Who cares if he has to "prove his innocence". That would be a lot better then being grounded for no reason.

It's a parent, they don't usually reason like that...

Obviously he gave himself a concussion with a wooden plank prior to hearing about this. That would explain the stupidity/memory loss.

He sprinkled some crack on the dead body.

Plot twist: OP IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.

Yes. Ringing the doorbell disturbs the dogs.

Knocking is worse