Kinda cute
By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua
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Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha
Actually, you don't have to buy at all! You already have two... I hope. :|
That was kinda the joke... :/
I'm assuming that you are a guy. One's hand just can't always compete with or fulfil a gal the way a vibrator can.
You're a guy, you don't get it. Once I switched to using a vibrator, my hand just didn't do it for me anymore.
my hand doesnt work fir me very well.. i have small hands
She should slip a not under their door saying "I need 20 more dollars, vibrators are expensive."
Oh the embarrassment D; At least they didn't walk in on you, and had the courtesy to slip you a note ;)
I was thinking the same thing!
I don't think they're going to want to listen to music to cover up some smaller noise when they are trying to sleep...
Those usually don't work that well when there's no music playing.
Why give it back? Keep the money and slip a note.
Free money? Your life is definitely not fucked :p
I see what you did there
Sigh... We all did, 22.
Guys give 22 a break. he's new.
#40 I see you're new too. Also, the whole "give so-and-so a break" doesn't fly here either. People have to learn the ropes somehow.
I have never seen a place more filled with sarcastic, egotistical assholes. Glad to see a place I belong in. But damn...
It'd be pretty boring if the only comments were "Awww, I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. Things will get better! xoxo" Just like it gets boring constantly having someone tell us that they "see what you did there." Being a sarcastic asshole is way more fun.
@36 I'm more inclined to blame it on the fact that he is a ginger... But that's just me.
I mostly visit FML to read comments made by cynical, sarcastic, and clinically narcissistic members.
obviously 40s mom didn't need a vibrator
$30? Hell, a dildo only costs $8 or $10! According to my research, with that much dough you should be able to afford the Anal Violator 5000XXL. It may not be that quiet, but you surely will NOT be. Enjoy!
We need Boners here for his expert opinion.
Please tell me where you buy yours, because here a basic one costs MORE than that. ^^
Yeah Doc, tell everyone where you buy your dildos.
I get mine from hospital Lost and Found. A few wipes with industrial strength cleaner and they are good to go. I mean, what dildos? I don't have any dildos!
Any good VIBRATOR is going to cost anywhere between $50-$100+.
i work at an adult toystore. Anything $30 with thay kind of name isn't worth it.
walgreens has them for under 30$ o3o
I feel like it would be really awkward to buy a dildo at Walgreens.
that is why you can get them off their site too so the akwardness isn't there..or check groupon too XD
Pink cherry is the best source for cheap quality sex toys. If anything is defective they will exchange or refund it. Refunds arrive in less than 24 hours. They also indicate the noise level on many of their products. Op should really shop there... And no I don't work for them... Just a very... Satisfied customer :p $10 dildo? I got mine for $5 if you wait for their sales. The $10-15 vibes I got there are better made than the piece of crap $50 vibe I got from OhMiBod. Yes I have no shame. I used to do sex toy reviews. :p hopefully that info helps people anyways.
Good advice
what is this thread
Well that's awkward... At least they gave you money
At least they didn't give you any bad vibes over it.
Just buy a premium dildo with that money
Dude, you're 14. Why are you even on this site?
I heard the lipstick vibrator is very discrete
Did a "friend" tell you that? ;)
Or the pocket rocket.
#33 haha google did. I have the 'rabbit ear' tho but er never mind
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Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha
give it back and tell them to buy headphones