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Show it anywayWell my parents do that. And assuming OP is young (she still lives in her parents' house), her parents can track credit/debit history. Mine do.
Well you're screwed figuratively since the ***** was taken away...
i think he'd like her getting a vibrator rather than getting knocked up lol
I'd rather people keep it in their pants.
I don't think I've ever seen 31 dislikes on one comment!
I agree with shrooms, and I'm a guy!!(saying as if I was her) And 103, btw, it's a "cum blaster" also!
Really? I had 80 dislikes on one comment. I was quite proud of it actually, yet slightly annoyed as all I had done was give my opinion.
People just thumbs down because they didnt get the first comment
Well your parents are breaking federal law opening your mail
Oh my gosh, 130. I'm so offended. Try saying something worth reading next time, and/or get a life. Make your decision wisely.
It is way better to manage it then to pretend they will "keep it in their pants".
That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!
Trying to make me look stupid I see. Nice job removing the part where you screamed second, trying to make me look bad. :/
Aww man I missed the editing wars. EDIT: Aww man I missed the editing wars.
Nope. The mailmen and mailwomen (to be politicaly correct and shit) just grab it full on bare hands and pass it to each in a long line to OP's house playing an organized game of hot potato.
The box probably would have a logo and name for the merchandise. Assuming that OP's dad read it and that he looked inside to make sure it wasn't for him, then that plan would have completely failed.
I don't think they would put the logo in the box, they're usually very discrete. Otherwise people wouldn't buy their products in fear of the mailman knowing they ordered a vibrator...
It's not like it doesn't come in a package, and I doubt the company has an obvious name like "vibrators4u" labeled on the box. Only thing is I hope is that he respects your privacy by not opening your package.
I bet that was awkward
Deny! Deny! Deny!
Lol it's not hers? It only comes in a package with her name and address on it. It's obvious it's hers!
When the urge hits you just call and I'll be there
... and "paid"
Lol 4 you asked, therefor we tell. Also, there is more than just spelling errors wrong with your comment.
Don't ask if it correct if you don't want to be corrected.
You're also using the wrong word. It's discreet in this context, not discrete.
and it should have been paid. "Payed" is a nautical term having to do with a seal of a boat to prevent leakage.
"Should have paid more for discretion."
Or for more discretion
Are there no adult boutiques where you live? It seems that if you had simply gotten your ass off of the computer and gone to the store, you wouldn't be in this prediciment.
Unless she's under age.
#29 there's no law saying you can't buy sex toys or condoms if you're under 18, in the US anyway. Although she might not of been able to physically get herself to the store on her own....
#73 By that logic, you would have 14 yr olds running around with ****** in their bookbags.
#90 I never said it was right for her to be doing that. I was only saying it was legal because #29 implied it wasn't. Don't put words in my mouth.
#101 I'm just saying there is no law that says you have to be 18 and up to buy vibrators; it's legal. And certain stores like Spencer's allow minors.
No, #136, my gf was arrested for trying to get one, she's 13 and her mother was with her!(she didnt want her to get knocked up)
Why was a 13 year old getting one anyways!
In any state in the U.S. you must be at least 18 yrs of age to purchase pornographic material, including vibrators, ******, blow-up dolls, sex swings, etc. The only sex-related items underage people may purchase are lube, condoms, vibrating "pleasure rings", pregnancy tests, anything you could find at Wal-Mart or over-the-counter at the local pharmacy.
I don't see the big deal about people underage having vibrators. Unless they're like 13. But like 16 and 17 year olds? I'd rather have them have vibrators than having sex.
You can't go into sex shops if you're under the age of 18, though. The one in my town cards everybody who looks under 30. I get carded more consistently there than I do buying liquor!
And then add "I'll keep it and we won't tell her..." ?
shutup already . Always correcting people and what not. lighten up:)
8- You can only do that with marijuana and/or cocaine. Otherwise, it doesn't work.
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OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."
That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!