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With the note attached: "Why are you fooling with cheap plastic crap that takes AA batteries? Get the stainless-steel Electrodong 5200 that requires 240V, 3-phase AC power. The Advanced G-spot Location Technology is worth it! Love, Mom"

"its not like you havent touched your moms vagina before" im not sure if that was said as a joke? or wtf...

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cool parents

That is just wrong!

I say a smell test is in order... blah

taste it? maybe mom used it on dad?

hope they didn't use it

With the note attached: "Why are you fooling with cheap plastic crap that takes AA batteries? Get the stainless-steel Electrodong 5200 that requires 240V, 3-phase AC power. The Advanced G-spot Location Technology is worth it! Love, Mom"

P.S. Cables and the lawn mower are in the garage.

Mom has a diesel-powered generator for back-up, because they don't have a permit from the Electric Co. to use the Electrodong during peak hours. It causes local brownouts.

yea I say you smell that first and have like the CSI fuckers do like a black light test on it because your parents probably used it ;) lol

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well, return it and say it was opened.

what color is it? does it have 2 heads?