FML : Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you...

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States

Intimacy

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By BlueJuly | 3

#7407253 - Thursday 9 February 2017 13:46

I never understood that sock-thing.....just get some toilet paper!
Also: Your mom is awesome.

By ScreenShotz4Memes | 5

#7471615 - Saturday 17 June 2017 1:02

your mom is fucking savage

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By BlueJuly | 3

#7407253 - Thursday 9 February 2017 13:46

I never understood that sock-thing.....just get some toilet paper!
Also: Your mom is awesome.

By ScreenShotz4Memes | 5

#7471615 - Saturday 17 June 2017 1:02

your mom is fucking savage

By luarasticks | 13

#7472307 - Sunday 18 June 2017 4:13

why is ur mum okay with touching ur cock sock

By gool54321 | 9

#7660212 - Thursday 12 July 2018 11:09

you mom is the best

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