Miscellaneous: Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I...

By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By anon - 16/02/2014 12:56 - Australia - Kingston

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport and realized I forgot my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then my pocket vibrated. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:25

She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

W33nie 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:28

Why are there so many vibrator stories

Comments

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:25

ohh shit

Kenziechristinee 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:21

why would you carry that in your purse??

terranada 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:55

wash ur hands. THOROUGHLY!! O_O

OperationNicole_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:25

She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:27

good one #2

W33nie 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:28

Why are there so many vibrator stories

visskini 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:50

because they are tramatic if Involved with parents

NoKo_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:31

I would never look at my own mother the say same way again if that happened to me

noelykins1 19

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:06

Eh I found out about my mothers whole vibrator/***** collection at around 10, and you sort of get used to it. She's still a woman and she still is a sexual person just like any of us are. You just learn to accept it.

ikonora 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:33

LOL, that's a little traumatic

Prisoner_24601 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:34

ew ew ew ew. I would freak out.

jSOPURE 3

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:35

MILF and cookies. :)

demonkitty69 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 6:16

hehe nice...

TEAZO 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:36

so wait maybe she uses it when shes waiting for you or in traffic. yum yum. lucky you.

dewey318 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:55

well if it wasn't your mom it probably wouldn't been as bad. but omgosh it must've been pretty funny and embarrassing, to find a vibrator in your mom's purse.