Asshole Design

By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML
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It’s pepperoni pizza, not pepperonis. Truth in advertising.

Me. QT. Particularly the one that's second closest to my best friend's because they have every flavor of slushie for the kids.

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It’s pepperoni pizza, not pepperonis. Truth in advertising.

Pepperoni is plural. And it's a vegetable.

more important : what kind of social weirdo has a " favorite gas station" ...that sounds...odd. its not a movie or a mall lol

Me. QT. Particularly the one that's second closest to my best friend's because they have every flavor of slushie for the kids.

haha ok slushies get a point

I have a favorite gas station too... there’s one right act the street from my neighborhood but I will still drive 2 miles down the road because it’s clean, great service, good food, & they’re never out of anything... so yea it makes sense 😊

what kind of person doesnt have a favorite gas station. i know everyone by name at mine. amd i get discounts.

i dunno, I for sure have my favorite gas stations, stores, etc

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It's gas station pizza - what were you expecting?

YDI for going to a gas station for your pizza, n00b! For the good stuff, go to the post office!

the post office?? I usually get mine from the bank

hah, I just had some cheese pizza. pepperoni would've been $1.50 extra

One pepperoni pizza

You were expecting good pizza from a gas station?