Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
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smc3106
| 25
How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI
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Rabite
| 28
What do you think vibrators are made of? They are not that heavy.
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manb91uk
| 22
Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis.
Wait, was it?
Wait, was it?
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RichardPencil
| 28
She’ll forget about the pain in the neck when another part feels sssoooo damn good!
PS: You may want to throw out that vibrator. If you ever get it back, that is.
PS: You may want to throw out that vibrator. If you ever get it back, that is.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
How exactly did she find it? Did she see it, feel it or smell it?
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Oh Heaven forbid your mother learns that her adult daughter and son in law have an active sex life. /sarcasm
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Rabite
| 28
I don't think that this is the point of this FML. It's just a personal item.
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mt21mt
| 15
...do you do laundry very often?
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Amazingandro
| 15
My Thought. Who doesn't wash their camping pillowcases when they come back- and then give that unwashed pillow to a guest?!?
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Glowworm56
| 25
Maybe it helped out her neck!
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
I think it hurt your neck cause you were on a vibrator
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anyoldnamewilldo
| 23
Would not have happened if you washed your pillowcase when you got back from camping. How often do you wash your linens?
Wait, was it?