By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
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smc3106 25

How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI

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manb91uk 22

Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis. Wait, was it?

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smc3106 25

How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI

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Rabite 28
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What do you think vibrators are made of? They are not that heavy.

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TJ Bradley 10
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My fiance has one that she involves in our sex life sometimes. I agree they aren't heavy at all

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manb91uk 22

Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis. Wait, was it?

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coolrunnings1021 13

didnt know you could do that! Everydays a school day 🤣🤣

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RichardPencil 30
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She’ll forget about the pain in the neck when another part feels sssoooo damn good! PS: You may want to throw out that vibrator. If you ever get it back, that is.

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Dave_Davington 33
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How exactly did she find it? Did she see it, feel it or smell it?

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Oh Heaven forbid your mother learns that her adult daughter and son in law have an active sex life. /sarcasm

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Rabite 28
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I don't think that this is the point of this FML. It's just a personal item.

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mt21mt 15
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...do you do laundry very often?

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Amazingandro 15
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My Thought. Who doesn't wash their camping pillowcases when they come back- and then give that unwashed pillow to a guest?!?

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Glowworm56 26
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Maybe it helped out her neck!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

I think it hurt your neck cause you were on a vibrator

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anyoldnamewilldo 23
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Would not have happened if you washed your pillowcase when you got back from camping. How often do you wash your linens?

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