By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 100
You deserved it 1 980

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI

Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis. Wait, was it?

Comments

How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI

What do you think vibrators are made of? They are not that heavy.

My fiance has one that she involves in our sex life sometimes. I agree they aren't heavy at all

Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis. Wait, was it?

didnt know you could do that! Everydays a school day 🤣🤣

She’ll forget about the pain in the neck when another part feels sssoooo damn good! PS: You may want to throw out that vibrator. If you ever get it back, that is.

How exactly did she find it? Did she see it, feel it or smell it?

Oh Heaven forbid your mother learns that her adult daughter and son in law have an active sex life. /sarcasm

I don't think that this is the point of this FML. It's just a personal item.

...do you do laundry very often?

My Thought. Who doesn't wash their camping pillowcases when they come back- and then give that unwashed pillow to a guest?!?

Maybe it helped out her neck!

Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.

I think it hurt your neck cause you were on a vibrator

Would not have happened if you washed your pillowcase when you got back from camping. How often do you wash your linens?