FML : Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator...

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Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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You deserved it

By Mygawdwhy - / Sunday 21 January 2018 01:30 /

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By smc3106 | 25

#7586354 - Monday 15 January 2018 4:13

How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI

By manb91uk | 21

#7588884 - Sunday 21 January 2018 1:49

Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis.

Wait, was it?

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By smc3106 | 25

#7586354 - Monday 15 January 2018 4:13

How did you not feel the weight of it in the pillow? YDI

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Rabite | 27

#7589430 - Monday 22 January 2018 18:15

What do you think vibrators are made of? They are not that heavy.

By manb91uk | 21

#7588884 - Sunday 21 January 2018 1:49

Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis.

Wait, was it?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7588886 - Sunday 21 January 2018 1:59

She’ll forget about the pain in the neck when another part feels sssoooo damn good!

PS: You may want to throw out that vibrator. If you ever get it back, that is.

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7588892 - Sunday 21 January 2018 3:15

How exactly did she find it? Did she see it, feel it or smell it?

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7588895 - Sunday 21 January 2018 4:52

Oh Heaven forbid your mother learns that her adult daughter and son in law have an active sex life. /sarcasm

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Rabite | 27

#7589432 - Monday 22 January 2018 18:18

I don't think that this is the point of this FML. It's just a personal item.

By mt21mt | 15

#7588900 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:24

...do you do laundry very often?

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Amazingandro | 15

#7590769 - Thursday 25 January 2018 16:52

My Thought. Who doesn't wash their camping pillowcases when they come back- and then give that unwashed pillow to a guest?!?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7588995 - Sunday 21 January 2018 14:12

Maybe it helped out her neck!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7589024 - Sunday 21 January 2018 15:53

Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7589252 - Monday 22 January 2018 9:09

I think it hurt your neck cause you were on a vibrator

By anyoldnamewilldo | 21

#7589458 - Monday 22 January 2018 19:00

Would not have happened if you washed your pillowcase when you got back from camping. How often do you wash your linens?

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