By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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theTravinator 21
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Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

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abNormal62 23
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She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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CoGhostRider 31
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I would just let her keep it.

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gte225 11
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Let her keep it, but her mother should pay OP.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Agreed, since she "snatched" it from you, just make her pay for a new one, and a different kind/color if needed...

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1dvs_bstd 41

'There's love in sharing'

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TheBelt 19
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Mabey she needed it more than O.P.

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JKROB 16
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early mothers day present

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Plot twist: op is a man...

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theTravinator 21
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Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

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nmw404 6

Maybe she needed it worse than you did?

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Purexinsanity 46
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Doesn't really excuse the fact that the mother stole it though

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abNormal62 23
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She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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MalcolmRodrigues 9
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Test driving for over two months? She surely cares for her daughter! /s

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abNormal62 23
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Safety first Her child is worth it

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tintarroja 31
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Surely she needed it more than you do!

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sorryheadphones 26
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Yeah... I'd just buy a new one

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Ritokage 3
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...with her credit card

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dakatabg 31
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She snagged it from you

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MrConcise 34
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I thought it walked there itself.

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1221jamw 11

Is this an FML for you or your father?

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taytwat 7
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lots of guys know and enjoy the fact that their partners have toys...

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False_Stupidity 41
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Agreed #63, I even bought my partner a toy to use. It's fun to help her with that use too ;)

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Daevas 18
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I bet she was absolutely "buzzing" with jealousy when it came in the mail.

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Catdragon 40
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buy a new one. no way in hell would I use something that's been on or in my mom.

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Welshite 39
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Well, considering you came out of your mom...

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thatguynamedsky 32
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yeah but theres no way im going back in there

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devildog562 33
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I beg to differ. I don't think op wants to get back in her but I'm sure someone would.

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Catdragon 40
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I can't use myself

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DoomSkuller 28
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Well, why not?

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Or demand the mother pay her the price of the vibrator then buy a new one that's what i'd do

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