By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
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theTravinator 21

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

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abNormal62 23

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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gte225 11

Let her keep it, but her mother should pay OP.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Agreed, since she "snatched" it from you, just make her pay for a new one, and a different kind/color if needed...

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1dvs_bstd 41

'There's love in sharing'

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Plot twist: op is a man...

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theTravinator 21

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

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nmw404 6

Maybe she needed it worse than you did?

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Purexinsanity 46

Doesn't really excuse the fact that the mother stole it though

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abNormal62 23

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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MalcolmRodrigues 9

Test driving for over two months? She surely cares for her daughter! /s

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1221jamw 11

Is this an FML for you or your father?

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taytwat 7

lots of guys know and enjoy the fact that their partners have toys...

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False_Stupidity 41

Agreed #63, I even bought my partner a toy to use. It's fun to help her with that use too ;)

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Daevas 18

I bet she was absolutely "buzzing" with jealousy when it came in the mail.

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Catdragon 40

buy a new one. no way in hell would I use something that's been on or in my mom.

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Welshite 39

Well, considering you came out of your mom...

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thatguynamedsky 32

yeah but theres no way im going back in there

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devildog562 33

I beg to differ. I don't think op wants to get back in her but I'm sure someone would.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Or demand the mother pay her the price of the vibrator then buy a new one that's what i'd do

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