Intimacy: Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:02

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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CoGhostRider 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:02

I would just let her keep it.

gte225 11

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:09

Let her keep it, but her mother should pay OP.

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:36

Agreed, since she "snatched" it from you, just make her pay for a new one, and a different kind/color if needed...

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:52

'There's love in sharing'

TheBelt 19

Wednesday 29 April 2015 2:25

Mabey she needed it more than O.P.

JKROB 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 15:15

early mothers day present

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 30 April 2015 7:48

Plot twist: op is a man...

theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:02

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

nmw404 6

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

Maybe she needed it worse than you did?

Purexinsanity 46

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:36

Doesn't really excuse the fact that the mother stole it though

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

MalcolmRodrigues 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 9:26

Test driving for over two months? She surely cares for her daughter! /s

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:42

Safety first Her child is worth it

tintarroja 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:05

Surely she needed it more than you do!

sorryheadphones 26

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:06

Yeah... I'd just buy a new one

Ritokage 3

Friday 1 May 2015 0:34

...with her credit card

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:07

She snagged it from you

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:31

I thought it walked there itself.

1221jamw 11

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:07

Is this an FML for you or your father?

taytwat 7

Wednesday 29 April 2015 5:45

lots of guys know and enjoy the fact that their partners have toys...

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:38

Agreed #63, I even bought my partner a toy to use. It's fun to help her with that use too ;)

Daevas 18

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:07

I bet she was absolutely "buzzing" with jealousy when it came in the mail.

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:08

buy a new one. no way in hell would I use something that's been on or in my mom.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:09

Well, considering you came out of your mom...

thatguynamedsky 32

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:10

yeah but theres no way im going back in there

devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:26

I beg to differ. I don't think op wants to get back in her but I'm sure someone would.

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 29 April 2015 2:20

I can't use myself

DoomSkuller 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 5:05

Well, why not?

domolovesyoshi 33

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:39

Or demand the mother pay her the price of the vibrator then buy a new one that's what i'd do

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