Kinda cute

By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
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Grayness_ 26

Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha

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grahmagog 14

give it back and tell them to buy headphones

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ijulez 14

how thoughtful of your parents. they do care about you and want to get a better nights rest

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DocBastard 38

That wasn't on my mind at all. I'm just trying to figure out why you can't spell out "why".

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More_Leg 14

Turn on the tv or the radio when you use it and just keep the $30 for a real boyfriend....

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More_Leg 14

I meant more along the lines of expenses of having a boyfriend. Y'all aren't exactly cheap dates either ;)

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dannnngthatsux 19

Just be happy they aren't knocking on your door with points signs afterwards. 9 out of 10! Or even worse, advice!

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jude_iscariot 7

Should've given you more than that. That's not going to get you anything too quiet for the most part.

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whatismissing 8

You're right. I could recommend the Hitachi Wander wand, but that's gonna take more than that.

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whatismissing 8

Oh come on, you're a healthy girl. What's the problem?

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October3461 12

Its called fingering. It gets the job done just as well as a vibrator and you don't have to rely on the batteries to get off either!

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