Jellybean22

About Jellybean22

Detroit, Michigan, Born n' Raised. Go ahead and message me:)

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Jellybean22's favorite FMLs

Drunk mom

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By trailertrashyanditsucks - / Friday 26 July 2013 19:55 / United States - Porter

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 20:17 / United States - Canton

Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LesbianHonest - / Monday 22 April 2013 19:52 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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