It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 291
You deserved it 7 556

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

Comments

Maybe it will help to(o) improve your spelling.

phoenixslayer69 4

Every time you masterbait, god kills a kitten. :-O

Wait till your boyfriend gets the butt plug she mailed out to him.;)

GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Sounds like #24 is fishing for snapper.(:

phoenixslayer69 4

Only a pink snapper, I don't like the taste of red ones.

24 - And kittens grow up to be cats. Lotion, anybody?

hotPinklipstick 24

I don't see the problem here, she is trying to help. You could have fun with this. Skype with your bf let him watch the fun. It won't help the distance, but it might ease the sexual tension.

omfgfmlife 0
MissBunnyWillEat 11

82: please go lick some alligator balls and stfu.

You only have 1 vibrator? I have one for everyday of the week cuz I gotta get down on Friday

lexiale 10

#136 you forgot to show ur face and accidentally just showed ur boobs...OOPS..

fallsupstairs 6

That's not awkward at all......

Just be glad that if OP turned it down that her mum didn't ask for it back. Now that would be awkward

RedPillSucks 31

What would be awkward is if OPs mom didn't actually buy her a new vibrator.

I live in Fresno. Trust me, his life is ****** too.

GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Hey, blondes got to learn from someone.

SlyTail 5

So they have children like you.

When you grow up and have a child, then you'll know.

bizarre_ftw 21

Because the manuel is out of print

bizarre_ftw 21

Because the manuel is out of print

Adman567 9
saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

RebekahBrooke 9

Why are parents so stupid on FML? -_-

perdix 29

Her mom is not stupid. She's just trying to help her kid meet her "needs."

YDI everyone could use a nice vibrator and she thinks u earned it . so good job girl

Why are you stupid. No one cares what you think. The mom isnt stupid. Do us all a favor and stay off FML. Thank you :)

Well it is FML nothing is supposed to be good

Have some fun with that pleasure stick.

At least she didn't set you up on a blind date with some random bum off the street.

is this FML badly written or is it just me?

Boyfriend leave for college. Girl sad. Mother buy vibrator= awkward. I really can not make it any simpler.

I understand it but that doesn't mean that it is a well written FML

The FML wording has since been changed so that it is no longer badly written

Badly written? You might need to rethink the way you word your comments.

What is wrong with saying badly written? It makes perfect sense, whereas the FML before it's correction had several errors. Most of you who are commenting/rating my comments didn't even see the original post so you're opinions are misguided.

shorty1911 0
Buttsexpirate 9

"I didn't know what to give you, so I got you this *****." "Really? Me too."