You'd be surprised.

Mandrake.

So that's where vegitarians come from.

So vegetables can cum too.. wow, you learn a lot here everyday

But her mom gave her a condom. Always use protection, especially with vegetables

They just might plant a seed in her

So what the hell is the condom for..

37- so someone with a vegetable for a father would want to eat vegetables? Unless the father abandoned them at an early age I don't see this happening.

you haz beautiful eyez awwwwwww.....

#104 For protection of course, so that she doesn't ruin a perfectly good zucchini.

Zucchinis. Zoo-keen-ees. I understand how you might mistake that for cucumber, but that's alright. I got you bro. ;)

Or, she could put the puréed zucchini in the condom, then give it to them!

You mean namekians?

Zucchini, not Piccolo.

"Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying 'I know it's tough being single.' Apparently, my mom has boundary issues, my dad will do anything for a laugh, and the fact that I just got dumped means nothing. FML

You forgot the other quotation mark... PUNCTUATION NAZI TO THE RESCUE!

23- It's not "my dad will do anything for a laugh," it's "my dad will laugh at anything."

Wouldn't she need more zucchinis then?

*ba dum **crash** *

Cricket cricket :D

Oh lighten up!!

Yes, #8, and you must have taken all of your 'stick-up-the-ass' pills. Good luck with that overdose :)

And now you can post saying "Today, my phone ruined what i wanted to say by autocorrecting FYL into FYI. FML"

We have 2 fruits, watermelon, and canilope.

cantaloupe, 51...cantaloupe.

Would apple pie count as a fruit?

How about pumpkins? That's a sexual veggie if I ever saw one.

* Makes a note to NEVER eat the apple pie at Zolziski's place...

Well... There's always bagels.

A bagel is a fruit? Must be a big bagel to be able to fit your junk in the hole...

That's a stupid comment lol. Nothing wrong with it I guess, besides the fact it was from you anyways. -____-