Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
guitardedman 0
You know what, if he's gonna "Catch Em All", I don't think he needs someone with your attitude holding him back. whats his gamertag so i can get on call of duty and congratulate him for making his ex a complete joke on fml.com
jinxx08 0
Awwwe, that sucks :( I have a bf who plays Call of Duty and pokemon too! I get mad at him cuz he pays more attention to the games than me :P
vicky93 0
your so ridiculous. this website is supposed to have real ****** up shit on it. ask anyone here if they give a **** about your boyfriend breaking up with you ? grow upp.
Thoureau 0
#75 While I can't argue that you make a point about fmylife, you seem to forget that video games and the like have nothing to do with maturity; how people react to situations do last time I checked.
Inspired22 11
Well, I'm sure he had something in mind when he dumped you for not being grown up. His playing video games, even if for some strange reason that did mean he was immature, doesn't make you more mature.
tmp_fml 0
I don't think the presence of toys in his room and the fact that he plays video games automatically makes him less mature than you. Maybe you're even less "grown up."
wowfmlife 0
I like number 3's idea But pokemon are like the best things ever imagined!
Big_Boi23 0
i love call of duty!
Big_Boi23 0
i love call of duty!
PonTiFeX 0
One. There's nothing wrong with that. There's plenty of mature guys like that. Two. Maybe you're just THAT imatture that even HE thinks you're imatture.