Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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Top comments
trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
Zoa_fml 0
Hmm I'm curious to know what his side of the story is!
maaaaaz 0
pokemon was the best thing ever made
ThA_PaStY_KiD 0
No call of duty is better
brad42013 3
Indeed my friend. Indeed. However I'm a early 90's kid so I must say that I do not like the new Pokemon stuff. It's the original 151 Pokemon that will be worth the big $$$
Nycholai 0
I would have to agree with the opinion that certain hobbies such as video games does not make you childish. If you believe that then chances are you have a high image of yourself and don't really understand what 'childish' means.
diet_cocaine 0
ur not putting out...there u are mystery solved
Nycholai 0
Also, pretty much every girl I've met doesn't understand the difference between playing video games and excessively playing video games. Usually if you play for more than an hour at a time some girl will say you play excessively.
TryToBeKind 0
You're probably too bossy, demanding, picky and judgmental. No won der he told you to grow up
StrikingCandeyy 0
Immature much? haha. Poor him. Is he like. 10?
Thoureau 0
Why the hell are you posting about it instead of confronting him? Your not being any more mature than he supposedly isn't. Also, what's wrong with Pokemon? I'm 17 and I still play the games (I lost interest in the show and card games). It might be immature if someone liked it excessively, but again, complaining about it doesn't make you any more mature. In other words, YDTO.
i_like_chicks 0
screw him. get on with your life, no FYL there... just learning from your mistakes eh ;)
Xuphra 0
Screw HIM? SHE is the bitch.
DeathBoy 0
Your reaction seems to confirm what he was saying. What #21 said.