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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

100%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

57%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

18%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

9%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Citizensnipz's favorite FMLs

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Thursday 4 December 2008 04:39 / France

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 December 2010 05:02 / United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 December 2010 20:51 / United States

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 December 2010 01:28 / Canada

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By newmother - / Sunday 5 December 2010 13:38 / Australia

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One more and it's business time