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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

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By blarg / Friday 30 January 2009 00:45 / United States

Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By liz - / Monday 8 March 2010 01:46 / United States

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it

By sadface - / Monday 4 January 2010 06:43 / Australia

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 31 December 2010 08:06 / United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CH - / Monday 7 December 2009 06:06 / United States

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