Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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scrappy23
| 4
At least you have a germ free dick.
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dijafe27
| 6
I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^
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scrappy23
| 4
At least you have a germ free dick.
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ICastillo
| 24
Or Herpes
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FurryPride
| 9
At least you made sure that where you were going was clean.
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Trisha_aus
| 15
So..Canadians are clean people
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RadikulRam
| 16
Could be a women.
If it's sex/genitalia people assume it's a male, if it's relationship/child people assume it's female.
If it's sex/genitalia people assume it's a male, if it's relationship/child people assume it's female.
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Inheritance
| 10
Hand sanitizer in the penis hole.. *shutter*
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ExplodingToaster
| 6
36- *Shudder
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thgiL
| 9
Only takes .01% of germs to get you sick
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Inheritance
| 10
37 thank you didn't realize my mistake my apologizes.
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samsaf1989
| 5
*Apologies.
you're welcome,
you're welcome,
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Inheritance
| 10
I blame that one on autocorrect.. Haha
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SenselessPattern
| 12
36 - Even when talking about women, it's still "penis hole", not whatever a 'vagina' is.
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Inheritance
| 10
50 vagina hole o.0
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flipfloperson
| 5
50- It is entirely possible that he was referring to the external urethral orifice, not a vagina.
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innavoiG
| 9
Think about how the girl feels..
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doctorhook86
| 24
Gotta say, this would probably unpleasant on a dick, but it's gotta be hell for the person who got hand sanitizer in their vagoo or butt.
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oj101
| 33
AIDS is a virus, not a germ....
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Futacy
| 29
Hand sanitizer? wow, that must've really made her scream. LOL
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Futacy
| 29
73- all single celled pathogens are considered 'germs'... including viruses.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
30 I assumed OP is a woman.
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punkrockess
| 7
At least it wasn't penis to mouth...
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Llamacod
| 11
# 30, I'm pretty damn sure that it couldn't possibly be "a women"
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loverboy666
| 6
Agreed lol
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
78, not to be too nerdy but technically viruses are not cells, neither are they living. They are not bacteria but the term "germ" is used loosely, but I wouldn't use it with STD at all...
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manicethemage
| 9
I wonder if OP is a gay male, the gay scene is pretty big in Ontario.
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IKIWIatFIFi
| 3
Lol seeing the bright side of things...
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ohrlly7457
| 7
I like how the op's name is mind blowing.
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tehhboss
| 6
Wtf
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silvercamaro
| 22
That's great man
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
ohrlly?
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slimshadyfan123
| 4
Why?
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zythek
| 5
Well maybe if you make it " mind blowing?" it might make a little more since why you like his name.
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dijafe27
| 6
I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^
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gc327072
| 29
Pretty sure that's impossible anyway, sanitizer and all.
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SouthernPride95
| 19
Getting herpies isn't impossible though
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vintage3113
| 6
Are you for real 16 lol
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gc327072
| 29
Lol no, I'm joking.
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KingDingALing
| 9
"herpies" lololol
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ICastillo
| 24
It's good to practice Safe sex..killing germs and what not.
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flutter4
| 7
I bet she is burning too
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cosmosis
| 12
Should have used the nutella;)
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
As a lady, I don't even want to know how badly that would feel going inside of my vajayjay. And I feel equally bad for dude. But I've always wondered what the .1% of germs aren't covered. Maybe we will finally learn what that are!
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Revan501
| 15
Hey at least you had some protection.
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winnerme123
| 8
For all you know it could be a form of spermicide.
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ICastillo
| 24
Ya the burning sensation means it working OP.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
The last time someone on FML used sanitizer as lube, they had to wear an adult diaper for a week...
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knights13z
| 21
I wonder how the girl felt.... Haha
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anythingmustbe
| 18
Well at least it is clean, your privates are now 99.9% bacteria free.
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rsunshine2020
| 13
But not totally baby free.. Check back in 9 months
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Enslaved
| 36
Don't be surprised if the baby turns out to be a bleach blonde.
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lolfood
| 24
Alcohol up the ass sounds very painful :o.
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kissandcontrol01
| 20
Alcohol in the vagina sounds awful too!
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perdix
| 29
At least you won't get any bacterial infections. Viruses and pregnancy are still possible, perhaps even likely.
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zack11742
| 7
I feel like it would hurt her more than you
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saksxalmo
| 20
OP could be a girl...
(And don't say you meant OP could be a lesbian, because I don't think that's what you meant. :P )
(And don't say you meant OP could be a lesbian, because I don't think that's what you meant. :P )
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
saksxalmo; You're right, no one knows OP's gender. It wasn't specified. So that leaves us little choice but to speculate their gender. Some people may say the OP is a girl, and others may say the OP is a guy. But no one knows for sure. I'm wondering if zack11742 had said, "I feel like it would hurt HIM more than you." would you still have made your comment?
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Drigr
| 9
the thing is, for this FML, most seem to assume op is a male
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saksxalmo
| 20
#35, yes. Is that a trick question?
I think the comment would have been better if s/he had said "I just hope OP's not a girl" or something along those lines. That way you account for both if you choose to speculate. :)
But I'm a bit pedantic, so I'm not surprised that others don't care that much. XD
I think the comment would have been better if s/he had said "I just hope OP's not a girl" or something along those lines. That way you account for both if you choose to speculate. :)
But I'm a bit pedantic, so I'm not surprised that others don't care that much. XD
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zack11742
| 7
Haha you're right I assumed op was a guy silly me
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traveler_ghost
| 12
I just feel bad for the girl. At least you two were still "protected"