Grow up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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Top comments
trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
allie_renee 0
Ha. Pretty much the same exact thing happened to me. We lived together for 2 years, he had a lego collection and would play Halo/Skate for hours and hours. Then broke up with me telling me it was time for me to grow up.
Roadrunner21 0
Just because you play computer games, doesn't make you immature. I agree slightly with #71
whereisbob_fml 0
this shows how immature you are...... plenty of nerdy yet inteligent grown up people do nerdy silly things and play video games.. i think u just dont understand him tbh... go ask him
kandy_fml 0
LOL. I love how everyone is all, "stop whining on this website! That proves your immaturity!" If that was logic that this website went by, fmylife.com would not exist. I think she just finds it ironic that he's calling her immature when he plays video games and Pokemon at what I'm assuming to be an age where you should probably put that stuff behind you. No need to get all critical.
aillemac 0
what's wrong with playing call of duty? don't talk shit like that, it just makes you seem more childish. grow up please.
kandy_fml 0
*if that was the logic that this website went by
eeee93757 0
There's nothing wrong with Call of Duty, that game is rated MATURE (17+) for a REASON you DUMBASS! And, if you came to fmylife.com with this stupid story, he's right, you do need to grow up.
truslide 0
yeah you need to grow up, bopper
anteatereater 0
growing up is not a matter of what hobbies/interests you have--it's more about the outlook you have on life. sorry hun, but the world does not revolve around you and your interests, hence why he told you to grow up
broken_lungs 0
Sweetheart there is NOTHING WRONG with a guy playing Call Of Duty. Most of the guys I know play that game including the guy I'm with and they're respectable & mature guys.