Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
Kellayy 0
ay dont diss on Call of Duty woman :P
sLap_fml 0
#40, she said that her boyfriend said she needed to grow up. she was complaining on how he still has pokemon and plays video games.. did you not read her post?
amykillswitch 0
i'm a girl and i love video games. thats one of the coolest parts about me and my boyfriend. we can sit there and play games together for hours on end. call of duty, gears of war, left for dead ect. just because he likes to play them doesn't mean anything. a shitload of people play them. some people still like pokemon. i know i do. i will say bionicales were fun to build a while ago but now? idk. either way he sounds pretty normal to me.
shaBAMalex 0
#52, ya i did. but she is obviously sad that he dumped her, doesn't mean she hated how "immature" he was. she's just posting an FML because it's kinda an FML moment :P
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
As somebody who was in elementary school when Pokemon first came to USA, it's definitely earned a soft spot in my heart. I still play it from time to time for kicks/to relieve stress. I also grew up with Lego sets as some of my favorite toys. While I don't have any in my apartment, I totally understand him. As a kid, if you never experienced the joy of opening that big box on your birthday and finding that Lego spaceship you were dreaming about or finally catching that damn Abra, you might not understand why he still likes them.
TBD3 0
Wait... Playing Call of Duty, Pokemon and Bionicles are childish?!
sLap_fml 0
#54, i never stated that she hated how immature he was. to me, she is clearly stating that she finds him immature if she is complaing about these things that he likes.
Rainy_Annn 0
I still love pokemon. :O
collegegirl30 0
wow, he's a jerk
Count_Em 0
Pokemon is for everyone. obv.