Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
robyn101 0
Ya he would be my ex if I were you
guskaufman62 1
Don't be a playa hater
twifan1901 0
Don't hate the player. Hate the game!
Lythiaren 8
Sex is not a required part of love, just as romance is not required either. Love and respect are the only true requirements for love. Different strokes for different folks. Or do you believe asexuals are not interested in love?
blueice4all 4
Makes sense to me, lol O.o
AnimalLover1031 8
Wow, I bet chicks just dig you.
deviable 9
29, but it is proven that sex is an important part, and that lack of sex in a relationship can lead to its downfall. Too much can also cause a problem. Asexuals however operate outside of sex and don't really fit in to the equation the same way. I say this as an asexual person myself.
aruiz562 2
Seems legit
BostonBruins2012 0
I agree. Nuff said
hereinnc 12
Run and run now.... it doesn't get better... just trust me on this.
MrBrightside21 20
Or make him run...
downtime 13
I agree completely, if you two aren't in the same place you probably should consider ending it.
Lythiaren 8
Nah, 35. As a fellow ace who has been in relaionships before, I'll also say that I can fit into the same equation just fine. Sex is just a popular choice of deal breaker for many people. When lack of sex breaks things up it's often because the lust has taken over and sex is withheld as a sort of weapon. Which is probably indicative of some other, more subtle issue between two people. To say that we're so different from "normal" people is simply othering ourselves.
deviable 9
But there have been studies that show that couples who have regular sex are more happy and have a lower divorce rate. When I say asexuals don't come into the equation the same way, I mean they don't have the same biological desires affecting them, not that they don't have sex. Sex is another form of communication.
masqueradeball12 6
Break his heart then his balls. :)
downtime 13
...And this is exactly why guys don't bother communicating. The stupid notion that if they say something girls don't want to hear, the girl has the right to attack them or their belongings. All I can say is, if it was me getting attacked, you'd find yourself in a lawsuit faster than you can say "but it can't be domestic abuse, I'm just a girl". Way to set your gender back 50 years, dumbass.