Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
KVKdragon 26
I applaud you for sticking to your personal preferences/beliefs all the same :)
TwoStoopid 3
This is a sign that you need a new boyfried.
TwoStoopid 3
*boyfriend
lollipop77_fml 6
Nowt to do with the fml - just wanted to say - looooove the tie in your piccy :)
LadyJoker21 0
Men make me sick
TheMathMajor 26
That should read "this man makes me sick." Women cheat too, and just as much.
iloveweed69 7
Men make me happy :-)
BostonBruins2012 0
111-What about your weed?
iloveweed69 7
That too ;)
stallion420 0
Better by far. I hate my own gender, MOST men are fuckheads that deserve no less than an elbow to the nose. This "man" deserves a shotgun blast to his testicles... Peace love and weed. :)
shutupanddance 0
I'm sorry to hear that, OP! Your partner is a douchebag! Hope you dump him!
Keyboard_Cat 2
Idea - break his dick off..That way there can't be anything more important than love. ;)
CyberPunkTink 0
That is a devils handjob, do it tinker Hell style and shove it up his ass after that. He deserves it.>:)
Pancakemines 0
Ouch!!! That hurts just thinking about it!
downtime 13
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at how absurd these bullshit remarks have been.
Lythiaren 8
Well yeah, I agree on that point, 57. Cheating is never really justified. But like 59, I remain quite celibate because I don't need sex to have a loving, meaningful relationship. If that's a deal breaker for my partner and he's not willing to communicate with me about it and work something out, then clearly we are not suited for each other.
kimiko521 0
Awesome logic..... What a dick, I hope you meant my ex boyfriend??
macgyver2009 4
You should put your ****** on someone's dick
challan 19
Sounds like the ****** is removable. Excuse me a minute, can I put my ****** on your dick while I eat dinner? It would hang perfectly, like a coat on a rack.
wlddog 14
That just gave me a great visual.
SweetlyPsycho 4
I read up to the comma and was relieved that he believes love is more meaningful then sex, and then I read on and realized what an asshole he was! Sorry, OP! Maybe you should find someone who truly believes love is more meaningful than sex.
matvx 5
Man I don't get u guys. Sex is one of the most enjoyable and intimate acts you can participate in. I dont think cutting it out of your life is the answer. You just have to be careful who you do it with, and when.