Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
devydev 1
fyl unless you're refusing to put out then ydi
icallbullshit 3
True, if you don't put out for each other you can't blame for the person getting their needs taken care of by others, still a dog act, but understandable.
FluffyKitty2all 1
BUMMER
nick457 0
Lmfaao
missbonita21 0
Dude!!!!! That's horrible, y do guys think they can cheat on a girl & expect to get away with it -____-
lollipoplolo 8
Oh I'm so sorry, how long does it take for an fml to load online?? x
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
43 EXACTLY
laurenmacias 0
You said it sista... Haha get it??
sportsmaniak13 3
what a bro
BostonBruins2012 0
Your Pic goes with your comment.
porcupineattack1 5
Castrate him!! Or, y'know just break up with him whichever works.
mrs_gil 1
Dump him!!!