Intimacy: Faithful - FML

Faithful

By Munkeh - 12/04/2012 20:42 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 574

You deserved it 4 054

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Spicy

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 559

You deserved it 3 665

By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 054

You deserved it 1 089

By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 147

You deserved it 6 989

Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 597

You deserved it 292

By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Spicy

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 933

You deserved it 2 767

Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 838

You deserved it 3 867

By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

Spicy

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 916

You deserved it 6 057

Today, on Dr. Phil…

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 908

You deserved it 476

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 692

You deserved it 13 384

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Spicy

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 477

You deserved it 6 074

Next

Top comments

bjulie1998 5

Friday 13 April 2012 0:27

That's awful!! I'm so sorry.

IronicIrony 8

Friday 13 April 2012 0:30

No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.

Comments

devydev 1

Friday 13 April 2012 1:40

fyl unless you're refusing to put out then ydi

icallbullshit 3

Friday 13 April 2012 11:00

True, if you don't put out for each other you can't blame for the person getting their needs taken care of by others, still a dog act, but understandable.

FluffyKitty2all 1

Friday 13 April 2012 1:43

BUMMER

nick457 0

Friday 13 April 2012 1:46

Lmfaao

missbonita21 0

Friday 13 April 2012 1:51

Dude!!!!! That's horrible, y do guys think they can cheat on a girl & expect to get away with it -____-

lollipoplolo 8

Friday 13 April 2012 1:52

Oh I'm so sorry, how long does it take for an fml to load online?? x

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Friday 13 April 2012 2:04

43 EXACTLY

laurenmacias 0

Friday 13 April 2012 2:13

You said it sista... Haha get it??

sportsmaniak13 3

Friday 13 April 2012 2:21

what a bro

BostonBruins2012 0

Friday 13 April 2012 3:18

Your Pic goes with your comment.

porcupineattack1 5

Friday 13 April 2012 2:23

Castrate him!! Or, y'know just break up with him whichever works.

mrs_gil 1

Friday 13 April 2012 2:26

Dump him!!!

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11

Keywords

Stalker Instagram Social Media Love Phobias Spiders Ironic Animals Embarrassing Bikes Transportation Ecology Health Drunk Work AITA Poopoo peepee Facebook Geek Vacation Mysterious Weird Video games Gamers Gross First Dates Smells Technology Parents Kids

The Top

Today, I set aside a weekend to spend time with a friend. I learned that someone else is staying there: a fat, unemployed man-child who talks shit about us on Facebook, while his manipulative wife pays his bills. He got evicted from his last home when he pretended to be a ninja and cut up his neighbor's garden. FML

I agree, your life sucks 347

You deserved it 73

Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 440

You deserved it 141

The Top

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 745

You deserved it 11 239

Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 220

You deserved it 86

Today, I felt a fear that my relationship with my boyfriend isn’t going to last. There’s nothing inherently wrong, yet I find myself thinking of breaking up with him. A lot. I love him and feel like I’m already part of his family, and that's something I don’t want to let go. I don’t know what to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 677

You deserved it 323

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 121

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 482

You deserved it 3 715

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 254

You deserved it 138 781