Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
MackenzieLove 0
A man does not simply only have one woman..
Calyx_fml 22
Quack
blutigenbonbon 10
*hug* I'm sorry.
mscat 0
Time to find someone new!
strawberrywine22 30
I've got a quick, simple cure for any cheating bastard. Do you have a cast-iron frying pan, or perhaps a tiny guillotine?
st3phr0 2
What a douche! Leave him!
iamsickbro32 2
I hate gay people.
TrentF13 12
Wtf? What's wrong with gay people? Go ahead and spew some crap about how they're not biblical or something. See how far it gets you. Or better yet, blow us all away with how they're "ruining" the image of America when it's already a dump that nobody really gives a flying heap of anything about. Nothing wrong with them. An if there is: freaking prove it.
xgetxbentx 13
Sounds like he needs to find a girl that's okay with being a swinger.... Some people's ideas of what's cheating and what's not are ******* ridiculous.
shaker87 0
Nock him out
girl112891 7
Then if he loves you, he shouldn't do anything to risk loosing you. Someone else's life might not have meaning to him; should he take it? It's still cheating unless it is a mutual agreement that it is an open relationship and you can **** others too.
Reality_bites 14
OP not worth your time. He chose to disrespect you and the relationship the minute he slept with someone else. To those who would argue that he wasnt getting it at home and thats why he went elsewhere, well I think that this is a weak pathetic excuse and the cheater is a coward - they should have just raised the isssue with their respective other instead of going elsewhere and involving a third party.
skyeyez9 25
Not all men cheat because they aren't getting enough sex. My best friend just divorced her husband last year. She said they had sex often and he still cheated. His job required him to Travel, and I assume he did it because he thought he wouldn't get caught. He bought a trac phone to keep the phone records away from Her. There was about 40 different women on his contact list....all people he was ******* (and teeling each one he was single). Wife left, his daughter hates him, and he has to pay $6,000 a month alimony.