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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 901
You deserved it 475

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Congratulations on this important insight, masturbating instead of having real sex will save you a ton of drama, trouble and money in the long run.

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Congratulations on this important insight, masturbating instead of having real sex will save you a ton of drama, trouble and money in the long run.

WeirdUS 29

Been there, dated someone I found very attractive but we are not on the same page as far as sex. Sex and Money are the 2 biggest reasons for cheating and/or the relationship ending.