Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
mrphychrs 5
a man is only gonna go somewhere.else for sex if your not giving him a good enough lay, no sexual chemestry leads to a failed relationship anyway, he's a douche for cheating, but u sound like u probably need a better sex drive
BARBER76 1
Amen brother?????
jwebster 8
I bet you have syphilis. If the sex sucks you get lubes, lotions and toys to make it better. Not go elsewhere.
dmac843 2
Bullshit! Some guys will **** anything that will let them, regardless of what they're getting at home. Quit blaming the victim moron.
me254 0
Hmmm if shes not giving it to him maybe its because he a bad 5 min lay??? and its nothing for her to get excited about... Either way she needs to leave the guy, theres plenty of fish in the sea :)
kittehkatrawrr 2
Thats horrible -,- I hope you dumped him >.
crazycatgirl 0
Love IS more important than sex.
trollierthanthou 1
no #85 they meant tig ol' bitties. Its a video on youtube by yourfavoritemartian about a boy who falls in love with a girl with giant boobs but finds out they are toilet paper. They switched the letters for the videos because ******* is a rather vulgar word.
Jessieg_98 0
Notice how it says partner...-not husband or wife 0_o
BARBER76 1
Well if you don't feed your dog, don't expect him to stay home and starve. But if you are feeding him ( regularly ), the bastard has no reason to gorge himself elsewhere.
jwebster 8
Dog doesn't need to starve. Dog needs to drop balls and break his leash. Don't cheat, just end it
galt 13
Love is more important that sex. In my eyes but still he cheated best of luck for you two in the future!
DJEddieXZ 9
you mean ex right?
ThatGirl6 9
Dump him!! (:
COolErKiD1414 0
Hahaha when I read this I thought it said parents instead of partner