By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
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Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow

Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|

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Explains: Farm = Country = scarecrow :)

what were you doing on the side of the road anyway? :o

Looks like the scare crow isn't the only one who needs a brain ;) Just kiddin OP, but seriously this is hilarious. I can imagine OP felt a little stupid once he found out he was talking to a scarecrow.

What if it had been a person though? That must've been some pretty shit driving

He sure scared you didn't he :)

Well #1: Farm = country = farmers = people

Read explanation = Dumber now

Be vewy vewy qwiet. Its duck season.

atleast it wasn't a cow!:o

Or a chicken crossing the road

why did the pirate cross the road? to get to the second hand store!

Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow

Yeah....but some of them scarecrows can look very realistic!

How many farms put scare crows in the middle of the road? I am wondering where OP was actually driving.

#17, in the original post the OP says he hit the scarecrow "on the side of the road"... Makes me wonder.

#17 Whoops, sorry, I misread. ^^' I have insomnia and it's about 3:30 in the morning right now.

Yeah might have a brain - but seriously how badly was OP driving to hit a scarecrow. Most of the ones I have seen do not move at all and are in the middle of fields...I feel that OP really should NOT be driving... Unless it was a hilarious prank played on the OP.

Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|

Emotions and feelings are related to the brain. Makes me wonder if it's magic that makes someone have one and not another...

Just follow the yellow brick road!

It's a literal fairy tale. Don't read too far into it.

YOU RAN OVER THE CREEPER WATCH OUT!!!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers! What a truly terrifying movie that was when it was released!

A mistake easily made. From far away, those things can look a lot like people. Though I also have terrible vision, so that might be just me. ^^

The mistake was op driving. How bad of driver is op to hit something on the side of the road? Even if op was distracted its no excuse to be driving off the road enough to hit something like that.

Hitting something about the same size and shape as a human is a mistake easily made?

When I went to the DMV to start the process of getting a drivers license, they had me take a vision test so that when I'm finally behind the wheel, I won't hit moving and non-moving objects. It's like going downstairs blindfolded. Dangerous!

The scarecrow just jumped at you, right?

Thinking you hit a person and getting out to find you didn't, how is this a FML?! You are a winner here........ .....just like Charlie Sheen.

Now he'll never get a brain :(

hey now. at least it wasn't a person.

At least it wasn't a person.