Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
barrett52 0
I support gay rights.
ylrn 0
What a dick.
DustyStorm 16
A$$hole.... His loss, you deserve better.
HandsomeRatch 20
I'm sorry, but I'm getting sick of the "no one knows the true meaning of sex anymore". Because no one cheated in the olden days, right.
Twisted_Angel 17
You need to dump him. Someone that cold hearted, there's no working it out. He cheated this time, and he'll do it again. Move on OP. fyl this time, if you stay next time will be ydi.
Aliicat16 9
Thats quite hypocritcal of him
hama806 19
His behavior has nothing to do with you OP. He has VERY low self-esteem and he needs validation that he is desirable to other people. Sorry to say he will NEVER change unless he gets help for his self-esteem/EGO issues. You should not feel bad about yourself for his actions.
AmaniDenise 0
Yeah..I would I have said 'Of course you can stick your penis in other people.' And would have calmly packed my stuff and left.
djxerxes9000 18
You might have his heart, but his dick is community property
Calyx_fml 22
Were you explicit with him that it was a monogamous relationship or did you just assume that it was. If you assumed then YDI. It's a bad thing to assume. Next time be explicit. If you actually verbally agreed in no uncertain terms that it was a monogamous relationship then he's an ass.