FML : What a jerk!

What a jerk!

Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By traumatized house keeper - / Friday 8 September 2017 13:00 / Germany - M?nster

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By Mungolikecandy | 12

#7538990 - Friday 8 September 2017 06:47

So two guys were sitting around watching the third jerk off?

By Fire_Princess16 | 21

#7538927 - Friday 8 September 2017 04:50

You should have said "Aww! It's so cute! Don't worry, there are women out there that love small penises."

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By Nova Solarius | 9

#7538871 - Friday 8 September 2017 02:35

Well, at least someone got to enjoy your visit.

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7538891 - Friday 8 September 2017 03:13

It's a compliment if you didn't know. A perverts way of saying, you're sexy.

Koios | 27

#7538951 - Friday 8 September 2017 05:36

It's sexual harassment if you didn't know

By Kissmydonkie | 27

#7538902 - Friday 8 September 2017 03:44

At least you have your professionalism going for you.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7538925 - Friday 8 September 2017 04:46

Your smile will help him finish faster. He should really give you a tip.

By Fire_Princess16 | 21

#7538927 - Friday 8 September 2017 04:50

You should have said "Aww! It's so cute! Don't worry, there are women out there that love small penises."

By Mungolikecandy | 12

#7538990 - Friday 8 September 2017 06:47

So two guys were sitting around watching the third jerk off?

KrazyKatz3 | 25

#7539145 - Saturday 9 September 2017 02:48

I think there were three guys staying there but two were out?

Mungolikecandy | 12

#7539189 - Saturday 9 September 2017 08:27

But she says there were three guys in the room, not three guys staying in the room.

Mungolikecandy | 12

#7539191 - Saturday 9 September 2017 08:28

I suppose it could have been worse, it could have been a circle jerk.

samomaha | 7

#7539329 - Saturday 9 September 2017 02:54

Yeah, three guys in the room when she went in to make the beds. I think this may be a BS post. I've seen this exact scene in an adult video.

samomaha | 7

#7539330 - Saturday 9 September 2017 02:54

Yeah, three guys in the room when she went in to make the beds. I think this may be a BS post. I've seen this exact scene in an adult video.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7539075 - Friday 8 September 2017 10:05

As long as he didn't ask you to catch, your golden.

RichardPencil | 22

#7539154 - Saturday 9 September 2017 03:32

Your golden what? Shower?

By KrazyKatz3 | 25

#7539146 - Saturday 9 September 2017 02:49

Shouldn't you knock...?

By freaky78 | 10

#7539176 - Saturday 9 September 2017 06:42

I hope the sicko got kicked out of the hostel!

By [email protected] | 28

#7539443 - Saturday 9 September 2017 11:25

Sound likes DSK's back...

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