Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
So two guys were sitting around watching the third jerk off?
Koios 30
It's sexual harassment if you didn't know
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Comments (18)
Nova Solarius 10
Well, at least someone got to enjoy your visit.
Lobby_Bee 17
It's a compliment if you didn't know. A perverts way of saying, you're sexy.
Koios 30
It's sexual harassment if you didn't know
Leviathene 34
At least you have your professionalism going for you.
RichardPencil 30
Your smile will help him finish faster. He should really give you a tip.
Bubbilility 27
You should have said "Aww! It's so cute! Don't worry, there are women out there that love small penises."
Mungolikecandy 19
So two guys were sitting around watching the third jerk off?
KrazyKatz3 26
I think there were three guys staying there but two were out?
Mungolikecandy 19
But she says there were three guys in the room, not three guys staying in the room.
Mungolikecandy 19
I suppose it could have been worse, it could have been a circle jerk.
samomaha 17
Yeah, three guys in the room when she went in to make the beds. I think this may be a BS post. I've seen this exact scene in an adult video.
samomaha 17
Yeah, three guys in the room when she went in to make the beds. I think this may be a BS post. I've seen this exact scene in an adult video.
gobiteme2 34
As long as he didn't ask you to catch, your golden.
RichardPencil 30
Your golden what? Shower?
gobiteme2 34
Anythng
KrazyKatz3 26
Shouldn't you knock...?
freaky78 10
I hope the sicko got kicked out of the hostel!
Karm@ 28
Sound likes DSK's back...