Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
THExistentialist 13
OP's boy just thinks there's a difference between making love and having sex, and depending on the mood there can be. but if he loves OP truly, he would not have eyes or balls for other vaginas.
socoolsophie 4
What a douche
Lythiaren 8
But love for a partner doesn't always mean a sexual relationship. We as animals are hard-wired to seek sex, yes, but for many people it has less to do with love than you think. But saying that love implies sex implies love is incorrect. It's quite possible for people to have sex with people they neither love nor respect. See: OP's partner.
KVKdragon 26
Totally agree with your comment. It is a bit pathetic to say that casual sex is a modernized action/term nowadays. I'd rather wait for that moment until I marry someone I love so it'll mean something more emotionally valuable. Hormones do make you lust but you don't need to be a ***** all the same -___-
sidviciousmum 3
He doesn't love you then ,,, it's over
MerrikBarbarian 9
Not nessicarily. I often have more then one partner... And even when I don't I encourage my partners to. It's called polyamory. Not for everyone, but more partners doesn't equal less love. It does need to be talked about and rules agreed on though
icallbullshit 3
End it, first mistake = last mistake.
Eiregal2 10
I am always baffled about cheating. I mean, you don't have feeling for the person you have, but just out of pure laziness you leave it as it is and go **** with someone else! I mean, it's been three years since I was with someone, despite the fact he adored me I let him down easily, because I thought it cruel to lead him on when I did not fancy him. We are still good friends. So. Why cheat? @_@
Calyx_fml 22
Because you want to have sex with many people but are also stupid enough to commit to a monogamous relationship that prevents you from expressing your human nature. That's why.
Eiregal2 10
Sex is the reason none of my relationships last, they don't understand why I am celibate and think I'm just making up excuses so I don't have to sleep with them. No excuses, it's been nine years and no sex for me. I can give love and affection and friendship. But it is never enough.
JosherMan 0
I don't understand how him doing wrong makes him have a small penis. I don't quite think that's how it works.
jwebster 8
Well after cheating he should have NO penis. So maybe it just got reduced instead of removed.
BecomeMine 0
That gives you the right to do exactly the same, it works both ways buddy!
AnimalLover1031 8
Why would OP go so low and do the same shit? People nowadays are all about revenge.