By MarieAmber18 - 28/5/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena
  Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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  jessieluvxo  |  9

Haha thank you!

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  leogachi  |  15

Maybe she doesn't have one? It's time to invest in one, though.

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  Enslaved  |  36

I remember watching this old 80's movie call "River's Edge" that had a bunch of up coming stars. Dennis Hopper's character was in love with a blow up doll and treated her/it like an actual person. Had her because she didn't talk back.

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  jmigs17  |  19

Lol male blow up dolls.
I just meant any any guy would appreciate any girl of they just kick it up a notch. If that doesn't work your guy has the issue

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  Mauskau  |  35

And you think sex is satisfying every time for us? lmao. Even if it's not so great or we don't get near finishing, we'll finish you off because it's a nice feeling.

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  Zebediabolical  |  37

There's actually a kink for people who like to put things like hot peppers in their buttholes. It's called 'figging' after an old technique to make old horses look young and energetic.