By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

Spicy
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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docphilsman 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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DFMLharsh 20

No. Just no. Lets not blow things out of proportion.

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HoboMeth 33

How about showing him your vibrator?

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leogachi 15

Maybe she doesn't have one? It's time to invest in one, though.

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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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Dark_Zekrom 21

Though I bet it's not the only thing that's little.

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Welshite 39

His name is Lars isn't it. Dolls have feelings too, you know.

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Enslaved 36

I remember watching this old 80's movie call "River's Edge" that had a bunch of up coming stars. Dennis Hopper's character was in love with a blow up doll and treated her/it like an actual person. Had her because she didn't talk back.

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MrConcise 34

A more modern example is "Frank". One of the supporting characters was into mannequins.

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riffehunter 16

no one caught this guys I am legend reference?

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jmigs17 19

Lucky for you, you're a girl. This problem of yours can be easily fixed.

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Welshite 39

Excellent idea. They /do/ have male blow-up dolls available. I named mine Richard.

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ProbablyHuman666 10

I'm sorry to tell you this, but he prefers Dick.

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jmigs17 19

Lol male blow up dolls. I just meant any any guy would appreciate any girl of they just kick it up a notch. If that doesn't work your guy has the issue

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Mauskau 35

And you think sex is satisfying every time for us? lmao. Even if it's not so great or we don't get near finishing, we'll finish you off because it's a nice feeling.

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nitrog100 21

I don't know why people are giving your comment a thumbs down. A girl gets to just sit back and sort through the guys who are interested.

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Sillsallad 15

She has a boyfriend, she wants to sleep with him- not just any random guy

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OysterPearls 33

Communication rules a nation, maybe it's time to switch it up!

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MDoremis 38

Maybe propose spicing things up to change his mind?

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Welshite 39

Cinnamon or paprika should do the trick.

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FkMySugar 19

Exactly... Put some hot sauce in every hole on the doll.

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Zebediabolical 39

There's actually a kink for people who like to put things like hot peppers in their buttholes. It's called 'figging' after an old technique to make old horses look young and energetic.

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MDoremis 38

#33, so does having a doll chosen over you.

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Firecubitch 5

@42: I was gonna ask why you know that, but then I saw your pic.

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SydLovesLacey 18

Quite the profile there.. I like it.

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zenrael 21

I think it's time to find a real man

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