Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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Top comments
bjulie1998 5
That's awful!! I'm so sorry.
IronicIrony 8
No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.
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Comments (147)
NothingsEasy 4
I remember when I got cheated on, I'm only 14 as you guys can see and when I found out it tore me apart cause I didn't have one of Those middle school relationships it was an actual relationship I feel ya
jwebster 8
Sweety, you are WAY too young! Trust me I know. Been there at your age. Now I wish I had just steered clear of the opposite sex til adulthood. Take my advice. Give up relationships til college. You won't be a teen parent and you will end up much happier for it.
emba_fml 13
cool story bro
mumgee 3
What? it's not ok? huh. . . .
Awsumuzzie 12
One of my friends just got into an "open relationship", with a bf of 5 years. Her bf can't please her financially or physically, so he told her to go out and do any guy she wants, as she long as she wants. She can't hold hands or kiss, though(talk about guidelines, whoa!). This is what a lot of relationships boil down to. If sex is good enough. It's just an activity rather than sharing time together now.
irishlee18 3
Say that again when u get to be 30 yrs old and still single.
shahi 0
Ask, is it OK for him if u do the same shit what he does and say "love is more meaningful than sex".
MissMeManda 0
drop the bitch! i kno it hurts but i had to do it:( ur a strong women you can do this:-)
midnight165 5
So all you guys that are commenting saying she should sleep with another guy(to show him how it feels to be cheated on) have to understand that this guy doesn't even have respect for her anymore.. In this case 2 wrongs won't make it right.. OP you should do what everyone else says and leave him
Trisha_aus 15
Must be hard op but hang in there I know lots of people will say you should do the same but stick to your morals...you deserve someone who truly loves you and only you!
perdix 31
If it's some other dude's butt, he may be right.
ezelisko 1
don't sink to his level. guys like that have made it difficult for us to actually start something serious with a woman. rise above, drop him and move on.