Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Comments (185)
Mauskau 35
Do they not even give you free contraception in the USA?
graceinsheepwear 33
Planned Parenthood, the Health Department, AIDS outreach agencies do, yes.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Definitely not. There's a war about getting the pill into Obamacare...
TheDrifter 23
The argument isn't about the pill, it's about whether abortion procedures should be considered birth control and be covered. That's an argument that won't end any time soon in America.
miroku000 5
women can get birth control pills if they have health insurance but men generally have to buy condoms
LindsayxMoore 18
to an extent. had to go through a whole bunch of crap to get bc.
DanielleinDC 33
I wish. There are some companies fighting the requirement that insurance plans cover contraception because contraception is against their religious beliefs and they don't want to pay for something they consider immoral--even though they aren't paying for it, the insurance company is. There are a whole bunch of lunatics, too many of them in public office, who skipped a biology class along the way and don't know the difference between contraception (preventing a pregnancy) and abortion (ending a pregnancy). I say that a great work around is that any program that covers ED drugs must also cover contraception. Sorry if I got a bit off topic here, but that's the state of preventing pregnancy in the good ol' USA.
naiveprophet 15
Only a handful of companies make the morality argument. Most often a patient's birth control isn't covered either because of a high deductible they have to pay off first, or because they have an absurd and useless brand name birth control like Generess or Safyral, instead of a generic like Tri-nessa.
tfriend3 15
Well it's obvious he doesn't want to have sex with you. The reason? Definitely not that.
tj4234 35
Move to the uk, condoms are free here.
beatleschick1940 9
This might be a sucky situation for you, but better this guy look at it this way than you two ending up with a baby or STD
LegolasPrincess 10
Tell him keep it up and see if he still feels that way 18+ years down the line.
fuckpeople307 5
He obviously values money more than you.
mFUNdo21 17
or he is responsible and doesn't want to get her pregnant or give her an STI
splitintwo 6
A. Points for honesty B. At least he's not going in without protection Sucks not to get any but let's be real, an unwanted pregnancy is worse.
HeartOfLead 24
Fund Raiser?
SuperSofie 23
LOL!!! "Dearest friends and family, we are gathered here today for a very worthy cause..."
Beepbeep7 14
I highly doubt that is the reason.If a guy really wants to have sex,he will choke a bitch out to get a condom.
awilso13 8
I feel his pain. I'm Going broke out here messing with these *******