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By JadedBaker - / Sunday 8 July 2012 06:58 / United States
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The amount of rage that would well up within me could never be measured by any means of the measurement system, should I have been in that situation... Your mother had a lousy excuse and I really hope she does something to make up for her selfish behavior.

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"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so thoughtless by leaving a giant cake right in front of you. I also don't need to buy my friend's affection with an oversized pastry -- the presence of my spirit ought to be all she wants for her birthday." Yeah, that's probably what the OP said.

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I think it was along the lines of FUUUUUJUUUUUUUUH... Btw 21, you can't usually buy a 3 tier cake and get it the same night.

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Op did your mom also ground you for not telling her what her birthday present was? If so, I think she knows she's a bitch

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I wonder if Op's bitch of a mom is one of those obese woman that walk around with those skinny jeans. I bet she opened her fridge and ate some twinkys right after that. Fucking bitch.

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Op's mom is a ..... Tell her next time to ask about the cake and never throw it away. She owes someone a new cake even if she is on a diet. Also, how did Op's mom not know about it?

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Allthough that probably wouldn't feel, look and taste as good or even similar it is one solution. The other solution would be to make her help you baking a new one and let her pay for the ingredients.

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Hire a tow truck to scrap your moms car then say “I'm sorry but it was tempting me to go joyriding”

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No, bringing a car to a scrapyard is the stupid thing. People are idiots on this website some time, so burning your cash is stupid but throwing a car out isn't. IM DONE

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130, you can get a car out of the pound but you can't replace probably thousands of dollars that probably benefits you as well.

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You could just put a lampshade on it and pretend it's a lamp. No-one would know. Or wrap it in a jacket and pretend it's just a hobo asleep in the kitchen.

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^ I can't even translate this. Wait... maybe if I read it backwards it will sound more like English. Ydobyna morf sih ot ti dedeen ehs taht thguoht reven fo thgim ehs. Nope. Just a message to Satan.

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Baustigt, this is clearly a job for the Idiot-English Translation Engine. *whirr* *click* *bzzz* *DING* "She might never have thought that she needed to hide it from anybody! I sniffed paint thinner and skunk fumes just before typing this!" You're welcome.

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Blaackandproud - By your logic, her comment would be "She might of never thought that she needed to hid it from anybody" which still is a grammar nightmare. The phrase "might of" does not exist unless you're using "might" as a noun (eg, "This herculean task will require the might of 1000 men").

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I don't understand why #4 has so many thumbs down when all he said was to hide it somewhere..? That seems reasonable, i mean i have a family of 6 and i'd probably do the same...... Unless he got thumbed down because he said "shoulda"?

The amount of rage that would well up within me could never be measured by any means of the measurement system, should I have been in that situation... Your mother had a lousy excuse and I really hope she does something to make up for her selfish behavior.

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This x100. Maybe I'm over-reacting, but cooking is something that's very important to me, and I hate to see hours of hard work even slightly ruined by crappy icing or an accidental hole poked in it. I couldn't imagine my rage if someone actually THREW OUT something I'd made. D:

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I could imagine your reaction 22. To people watching, it could be from somewhat humorous to "HOLY HELL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

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#7, I don't think rage levels could be measured -- there's no such thing as a Rage Machine. There's Rage Against The Machine, but I don't think they'd improve your mood.

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Same here... Certain FML's just tick me off & this one takes cake... Sorry, I couldn't help myself... I know, I know. Thumb me down. I deserve it.

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Whatever happened to common sense! If a three tier cake was sitting in my fridge I wouldn't touch it even if i weren't on a diet cause it would obviously be for an occasion! Didn't it occur to her that someone has put a lot of their precious time and money into it?

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Exactly. I would said I don't give a shit if you were "tempted" the cake was never offered to you. You weren't allowed to eat it even if your fat ass wanted to.

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#71, that's probably why she threw it out cuz she wasn't allowed to eat it and got jealous and threw it away so no one could have it

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Is the tone of work the alarm clock in the morning? That tone sucks. At least I can get some peaceful cake to calm my nerves

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As much as the idea of a peace cake intrigues me (make cake not war?) my grammar Nazi fingers are twitching and I cant help but correct them. Its TON or TONNE not tone and your after PIECE of cake (or at least I am.. yum)

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