Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I'll be moving to a different state in a few months for a new job. He now refers to me as his "girlfriend for now". FML
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML
Today, out of the blue, my husband suggested to his parents that they move to our town for the next six months, with the understanding that we’d see them nearly every day. I found out about this when they starting making plans. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I'm getting a divorce after only three months because my wife accepted a job transfer that would require us to move across the country. I'm sorry but I do not want to be away from my kids or my family. FML
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tounces7 28
Yeah, time to find out who his wife is and give her a heads up with evidence of your relationship with him. Then she at least gets to decide how much she wants to stay with the disloyal asshole.
RichardPencil 32
You don't ask too many questions, do you?
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Comments (7)
genuinegoodguy 9
You’re better off without that one. It’s a defective boyfriend. You can now get one that’s ft for purpose.
RichardPencil 32
For some people, being a "side piece" is good enough.
Ambrily 27
The should at least know they are a side piece, to be happy of it, though.
RichardPencil 32
You don't ask too many questions, do you?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Congrats on going back to only having one asshole.
tounces7 28
Yeah, time to find out who his wife is and give her a heads up with evidence of your relationship with him. Then she at least gets to decide how much she wants to stay with the disloyal asshole.
alex_jaguara 33
I hope he loses the job and his family ditches him.
Someweirdhobo 12
If you hadn't figured it out after 3 years it was either closer to a FWB deal or you are genuinely retarded