Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Comments (185)
incoherentrmblr 21
At least he's not having sex w/o a condom, unlike a lot of other men.
MsMourningStar 22
Your life sucks because your boyfriend is cheap. It's your fault because you could simply buy them yourself, I do all the time.
AmorVitae93 6
children are more expensive
vinayj009 5
He is lying. Condoms are never cheap for a man who is expecting to get laid.
malamacatea 6
what a Jew
ambitiousnygrl 17
Planned parenthood gives them out for free. So he has no excuse!
viau 13
and so are hookers.
blackwidowtaco 31
If you want to have sexual relations with your boyfriend that badly op, then just try going to a health clinic in your area & see if they offer them for free. That or just suck it up and purchase some for him.
caligirllife 11
Condoms are free at any clinic
Gumby9o5 7
Actually they are pretty expensive. For disposable rubber you use once, still maybe just take turns paying or split the cost