Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Comments (185)
Omniprism 14
Um you can get them free at the clinic.
Nthabz 8
Babies aren't cheap, STDs are cheap to get but not cheap to get rid of. Get your own flipping condoms. Jeeez!!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Just dump him. That's a lame excuse. If he's that broke you don't need to be dating him. He would've done better to say he was abstinent. You can respect conviction but not being cheap.
VancouverGuy89 9
At least he wants to sleep with you though
willowfiasco 4
hes either really cheap, or not wanting to have sex. If a guy were to say this he would be accused of only wanting sex.if he doesn't want to have sex, respect his opinion.
JoseIsAdork 31
hate to see how he would feel about buying diapers and formula ect! a pack of condoms is much cheaper!!
brokenbells32 4
You guys are idiots! OP's boyfriend is doing the right thing! If he knows he can't afford condoms, then he knows he can't afford a baby!
liaRawr 9
Maybe he's not ready? Because some of them aren't and plus you could buy them
jabfinch 9
Dude, they give them away at Planned Parenthood. Just stahp. Stahp now.
destineepanic 5
I'm not sure where you guys live, but condoms actually aren't that cheap. At least he's being safe about it. A 3-pack of Trojans here will run you about seven bucks, and that can easily be used up in a single weekend. Kind of like buying cigarettes if you think about it. Anyway OP, you shouldn't be the one buying all the condoms, so talk to him seriously.
ultra_notorious 26
a single weekend? a single day for some!