Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 4:24

Agreed, FYL. I am a woman, and I think that's awesome, and sweet. :) I'll have to remember it.

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Monday 1 February 2010 19:17

.hack ftw!! The Fourth of what?

blankaex 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:51

hes probably an idiot who never realised it was "May the Force be with you"

youandme4ever_fml 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 1:12

may duhhh

caelun 0

Monday 19 April 2010 14:27

phone book?

Hummbinger 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:58

#336 "May the fourth be with you" is a play on words. May the fourth is the date, while he says it like the phrase in the movies.

yuop77 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:44

344 is right, you are SUCH a ******* nerd LOL

Brendan3693 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 7:05

344 shut the crap up. your probably a fanboy covering it up. don't insult people 4 no reason. FYI be nice to nerds because someday you'll end up working for them.

TXjuggalo972 6

Friday 24 December 2010 17:38

maybe she's a serous woman but op deserves it for having here in there if she's a bi/tch

twilightluver347 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 12:51

Who DOES appriciate that?? Its so stupid!

22cute 17

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:33

I appreciate that! I'd appreciate having a man with that sense of humor! In fact, I even take a secret fiendish delight in knowing OP included his Ex....tee hee hee