Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Comments (185)
Jelbeztok 17
buy them for him?
BlueRainDude 11
Exactly... If you feel like it's taking away from your relationship, you could buy them. They could be a lot to him, you never know. Unless he's bullshitting and he pays for dinner every time you guys go out or something.
NatalieOntheTram 11
That's an excuse, and a bad one at that. He doesn't want to have sex with you, condom or no condom.
Laith 12
Thats so sad, he is soooo cheap tho
xmattx_fml 4
Reuse :p
lonewolf658 6
That's nasty #20
perdix 29
He's just not that into you . . . literally ;)
addioty 19
69 likes made this comment so much funnier
TheDrifter 23
Well, you could always... Oh never mind, it's more fun to figure it out on your own.
vffjvsegb 11
Better than the reason being u
sicksadworld1317 30
I do believe Planned Parenthood and similar clinics provide condoms for free or for a lesser cost. I get being uninformed, but isn't this the type of thing one would look into if they were truly broke and still wanted to boink? Are you sure he's not gay?
jasmine2301 25
I only understood the last sentence.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
^ How? The comment seems perfectly reasonable and correct to me.
sicksadworld1317 30
Is English not your first language? I can understand the confusion if it isn't. I do overlook that possibility sometimes. Planned Parenthood is a sexual health clinic. Sexual clinics give you condoms for free. Some provide them at a cost, but in less dollars and cents than in a store. Boink= the act of sexual intercourse. If (s)he has no money, and wants to have sex, (s)he might want to find a way to obtain free condoms if (s)he can't afford to purchase them. To not be aware of this option is surprising due to sexual education classes, which should make one aware of this option. This leads me to believe (s)he is uninterested in having sexual intercourse with his or her partner given the likely unrealistic excuse that was used. This means that continuing relations with this partner is likely for appearances, as even lonely people will have sex with partners they consider unattractive. Therefore, the partner uninterested in having sex is either a) a nervous virgin; b) using the partner for purposes of social standing; or c) a closeted homosexual. If that doesn't spell it out for you, I can't help you.
graceinsheepwear 33
I am pretty sure you can go into Planned Parenthood and get a handful of free ones at the counter. Google it.
TheDrifter 23
Plenty of biker bars and honky tonks also have jars of free condoms in them, as well as volunteers to help try them out if op's boyfriend is still unwilling.
JuliaaNoelle 26
You could always go on the pill :)
Sheh_fml 25
Which also costs money, and isn't an option for every woman.
JuliaaNoelle 26
It's free in America too, within reason.
militarybrat 21
Its free in ga. I didnt have insurance and the ga dept of health gave pills and condoms for free.