Love, Intimacy, Sex and Contraception: Red flag

Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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You deserved it 6 433

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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You deserved it 6 430

By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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You deserved it 6 223

Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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You deserved it 5 674

Give it to me baby!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend is so terrified of having a baby that he won’t screw me, even though I’m on the pill and we have condoms. He gets so worked up, he usually goes soft before we get the condom on. His oral game is on point but I just want a good hard dicking, is that too much to ask? FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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Anderling 32

Sunday 8 October 2023 22:53

Girl, run, don't walk. I don't even want to know what other misogynistic bs he's got stored up there. On another note though, have you considered an IUD or a birth control implant, if those are safe for you?

cuz803 44

Monday 9 October 2023 0:51

Hopefully you're more allergic to toxic, immature masculinity than the pill. Dump the manchild.

Comments

Anderling 32

Sunday 8 October 2023 22:53

Justkidding100 41

Monday 9 October 2023 2:34

exactly this is just the tip of the iceberg, imagine what roles he think you should both have when you're his wife? misogyny isn't just gonna go away

1known 30

Sunday 8 October 2023 23:46

Sorry to tell you that, but your boyfriend is an idiot.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 9 October 2023 0:13

cut him loose now. if his masculinity is that fragile now it's only going to get worse

cuz803 44

Monday 9 October 2023 0:51

Hopefully you're more allergic to toxic, immature masculinity than the pill. Dump the manchild.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 October 2023 1:57

Looks like you're running some kind of wherehouse over there!

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 9 October 2023 4:21

Women owning condoms? What in the world? Next you'll tell me they're allowed to drive and vote! But honestly, birth control is everyone's responsibility, and no one should ever have to ask permission or apologize for having it and using it.

core01 30

Monday 9 October 2023 7:29

You found an insecure prick! You win STDs, pregnancies, and a whinging loser who tears you down.

D J's MOM 17

Monday 9 October 2023 12:49

he's a man child pig stuck in like the 50's or something. he obviously has no respect for you. cut him loose now before it gets worse. trust all of us. we've seen it.