Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Comments (185)
Sharkbait1213 2
Maybe he's asexual, and doesn't know how to tell you?
tracyswingkid 8
Condoms are free at the health department. Meanwhile, dump him because it doesn't sound like he is putting effort into your relationship if he cannot even secure some condoms.
NotoriousLES 14
I have to agree with all the posts saying its probably a fake excuse. Honestly, does it matter wether he has no interest in sex with you or he really is that cheep? Either way that isn't someone I'd want to be in a relationship with.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
You have no idea what his income is, he could be incredibly broke and really not able to afford things that aren't the basics, like food and electricity and rent. If they are good for each other though, the not-having-sex thing shouldn't be a huge problem, and if it is, maybe they aren't quite good for each other?? It IS possible to have a good emotional relationship without a physical one. Look at people who fall in love over the internet, or asexuals who aren't aromantics.
NotoriousLES 14
Its obvious that no sex is a problem for OP, or it wouldn't be an FML. Not to mention, free condoms are given out all over the place, but even if he couldn't find them... 5$ for couple of sexy nights is too much?!
Pinkfun69 4
Ya and that is the sack if shit ya need to have a kid with....
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I think there is some website that you can order condoms off of for free, man.
LegolasPrincess 10
Ever heard of precum?
HumanWiki 8
Won't get pregnant from anal..
streetriots 9
Yeah, because you shouldn't use a condom for anal sex ...
rockyannie 11
compared to raising kids and having a lifelong std. condoms are priceless. or he just wants an excuse to not have sex with you.
FrankHotpants 31
Don't know of any clinic that won't gladly give you them for free, as a teenager it was helpful.
stitesy29 18
Pullout