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  terrykayez  |  6

11- He's an idiot because he unknowingly confessed that he's been cheating on her.

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I wouldn't say he's an idiot. Just has a gross habit. OP should have one-upped him. "Really? That's so sweet! I keep the funny colored boogies I dig out... It's okay, though. I only keep the ones I find on our dates."

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  furball03  |  4

I once read something about this guy confessing that he jacks off and collects the sperm. He lets them dry in the sun so it becomes all powdery. He does that for awhile until he gets enough bags then goes to nightclubs and drops them all around them so people think its cocaine or something. What's worse is he had pictures of most of the process. I was scarred for life and will never pick-up anything from nightclubs. Let's hope your boyfriends not doing something similar.

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  terrykayez  |  6

Then you guys obviously aren't reading the fml right. It says he only keeps the ones he's using on "her", which implies he's using them with other people too, otherwise there would be no reason for him to clarify that.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

It's a technicality. Even though it is easy to assume he is cheating, it is doing just that, ASSUMING, that is the problem. He could have chosen his words poorly and he meant something different. Idk. He could be cheating, but we don't know for a fact that he is a cheater and not just some one with the capacity to misspeak. It isn't fair to assume things like that, no matter how bad one thing they say seems, it could be a miss understanding.

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  yankfan89  |  27

OP should secretly get rid of all of them and blain it on someone breaking into and stealing them to gain access to his sperm to make thousands of his babies, which will be used to take over the world.

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  mrsmirk  |  8

LOL right? I agree with this guy^ .. kinda creepy though. This is one of the funniest fml's ever. I have a friend who keeps a belly button lent collective in a baggy that hangs in his kitchen of all places. Anyone can contribute.

By  kickass1stbase  |  7

Only keeps the ones he uses with YOU??? I think he might be cheating...

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Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

By Not_you17 / Friday 9 September 2011 04:04 / United States
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