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This is so damn creepy and disgusting that I honestly think you need to get rid of him. I think he needs a physiatrist.

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How thoughtful of him to keep just yours! Perhaps he just keeps a list of the others he has sex with (with ratings, of course).

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I wouldn't say he's an idiot. Just has a gross habit. OP should have one-upped him. "Really? That's so sweet! I keep the funny colored boogies I dig out... It's okay, though. I only keep the ones I find on our dates."

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25 - Unfortunately I don't think that would be one upping him. Maybe saving used tampons and only keeping the ones she put in his mouth.

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I once read something about this guy confessing that he jacks off and collects the sperm. He lets them dry in the sun so it becomes all powdery. He does that for awhile until he gets enough bags then goes to nightclubs and drops them all around them so people think its cocaine or something. What's worse is he had pictures of most of the process. I was scarred for life and will never pick-up anything from nightclubs. Let's hope your boyfriends not doing something similar.

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Then you guys obviously aren't reading the fml right. It says he only keeps the ones he's using on "her", which implies he's using them with other people too, otherwise there would be no reason for him to clarify that.

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It's a technicality. Even though it is easy to assume he is cheating, it is doing just that, ASSUMING, that is the problem. He could have chosen his words poorly and he meant something different. Idk. He could be cheating, but we don't know for a fact that he is a cheater and not just some one with the capacity to misspeak. It isn't fair to assume things like that, no matter how bad one thing they say seems, it could be a miss understanding.

He was probably just referring to his ex girlfriends. I don't think he would be cheating on you but that is really disgusting. FYL op

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However, stamps are colorful and smell fresh. Used condoms, well, I'm curious how he stores them but that sounds rancid.

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OP should secretly get rid of all of them and blain it on someone breaking into and stealing them to gain access to his sperm to make thousands of his babies, which will be used to take over the world.

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LOL right? I agree with this guy^ .. kinda creepy though. This is one of the funniest fml's ever. I have a friend who keeps a belly button lent collective in a baggy that hangs in his kitchen of all places. Anyone can contribute.

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Coming up on the next episode of "Hoarders: Buried Alive", is a man able to go about his life as piles of used condoms accumulate in his home?

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Camera pans across the room to his kids, as he points out the broken condoms which caused each kids conception.

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