By queen_lol - 10/05/2016 17:14 - United States

Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

1) Congratulations on your baby. 2) Good for you, marking your territory like that.

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happypenguins 24
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That really sucks op but congratulations on the baby!

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happypenguins 24
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That really sucks op but congratulations on the baby!

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zimsim 16
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Hey it's not your fault. Blame your child when he's older. ?

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jesterinperil 28
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Embarrassing, yes, but I'm sure your boyfriend will understand. Congrats on the baby!

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emeraldarcher74 30
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I hope he didn't get PISSED OFF! Heh? Get it? ... No? K, I'll show myself to the door.

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hellobobismyname 24

Knock knock! Who's there? #5's pun! Piss off! .....

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HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
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*opens door for #31*

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EmileeDuplin 4
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Well, we know he got PISSED ON

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aminehs 10
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He should have been more pulling you that, given that you're pregnant. Congratulations on the baby :D

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SpyroMello 29
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Pregnant women aren't wet paper, a gentle tug won't hurt them.

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gladow 9
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That will make for a great story to tell them when they're older. Congratulations!

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FalloutScrolls 25

1) Congratulations on your baby. 2) Good for you, marking your territory like that.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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That's how you do it.

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cole66 14
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at least you peed on him and not some one else! and congrats on the baby!

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adiesso 5
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awwwe haha this is gonna be a really funny nd cute story hope he laughed it off.

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CrazyChiC42 10
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Two words: panty liners. You can even get reusable cloth ones. One more word: kegels. They strengthen your pelvic muscles which will help with the birth, bladder control, and erm... intimacy.

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