RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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aylamarie98 0
my post ddnt really have anything to do with the post..i just got bored and decided to put it...it really did happen:I
mnmchangy 5
haha i read the guy's point of view on the moderate the fmls lol thats so sad
SwtCherryPie 26
OP you totally deserve it for not telling him what you like or taking control and making it what youd like... sounds to me like you just laid there and let him do what he wants instead of being an active participant in it
FatMan23 10
Is he on the list?
whatever222 3
I feel more sorry for the girl instead of the guy!!
nickk55 0
your probably like a dead fish
isaac713 0
mayb u should take control next time
eveplox 3
How can you get BORED during sex? Why is every girl who posts these FMLs too shy or proud to give the poor guy some pointers? It's probably not the first time you and your boyfriend are doing it, so I don't get how you can let it go on like this. Plus, the poor guy probably doesn't even know he's doing something wrong, he probably hates the fact that you're below him like 'oh yeah, yeah baby, go on, uh, uh- we done yet?' When I had my first time, my guy gave me pointers and I gave him pointers. We want it to be good, so we help each other out. If you don't care about sex, don't complain about it being 'boring'. I'm sorry, you won't get any sympathy from me. YDI.
spazx 5
that is soo rude atleast tell the poor guy hes doing something wrong instead of ruining his self esteam by making a list
AcidRaen 4
maybe you need to do something besides just lay on your back. it takes two to tango