Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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badonis
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Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
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FMLpleez1234
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What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.
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badonis
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Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
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sillypiper
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Agreed this really isn't that bad. Now you can move on with your life and not waste anymore of it with a retard with terrible taste.
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Seabeast1000
| 4
maybe he bought that necklace so it will give you a rash/hickey so he had a reason to break up with you.
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Comoke1024
| 19
You're better off. Any guy who jumps to the "you're cheating" conclusion like that without listening to you is just going to drive you crazy.
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wolfgold2
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8 mont
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bradley5055
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sound like the dick planed it out from the start (he was just lookin for a reason to break up with u
go hunt him down n kick him in the balls
go hunt him down n kick him in the balls
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Haelous
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You're better off.
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ZING_MASTER
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This is basically a fucked up version of "The Gift of the Magi."
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midnyte
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It sounded like a very calculated plan on his part. Really.
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Slim_fml
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why would you cheat on your boyfriend after he did all of that for you, dick move.
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DaDezza244
| 31
You are an idiot 26, please re-read the FML before commenting.
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GLaDOS8899
| 14
Um, reread the FML 26, you're an IDIOT.
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Orion370
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Agreed. Your boyfriend is stupid.
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FMLpleez1234
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What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.
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Chura
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i was just about to comment when i read #30.
that's EXACTLY what i was going to say.
that's EXACTLY what i was going to say.
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HatchetMan
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And this bothers you why???? Two words for ya: Good Riddance!!