FML : Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it...

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Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jenny - / Monday 9 February 2009 04:10 / United States

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By badonis | 0

#813 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:31

Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.

By FMLpleez1234 | 0

#5547 - Sunday 22 February 2009 11:52

What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

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By badonis | 0

#813 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:31

Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.

sillypiper | 0

#840495 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 08:06

Agreed this really isn't that bad. Now you can move on with your life and not waste anymore of it with a retard with terrible taste.

Seabeast1000 | 4

#2371129 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 06:34

maybe he bought that necklace so it will give you a rash/hickey so he had a reason to break up with you.

Comoke1024 | 16

#5854959 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 04:38

You're better off. Any guy who jumps to the "you're cheating" conclusion like that without listening to you is just going to drive you crazy.

wolfgold2 | 20

#5975851 - Sunday 15 June 2014 02:25

8 mont

By bradley5055 | 0

#833 - Monday 9 February 2009 04:19

sound like the dick planed it out from the start (he was just lookin for a reason to break up with u go hunt him down n kick him in the balls

By Haelous | 0

#838 - Monday 9 February 2009 06:02

You're better off.

By ZING_MASTER | 0

#1833 - Friday 13 February 2009 10:16

This is basically a fucked up version of "The Gift of the Magi."

By midnyte | 0

#2080 - Saturday 14 February 2009 07:33

It sounded like a very calculated plan on his part. Really.

By Slim_fml | 0

#3248 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 07:27

why would you cheat on your boyfriend after he did all of that for you, dick move.

DaDezza244 | 29

#5343666 - Monday 28 January 2013 08:02

You are an idiot 26, please re-read the FML before commenting.

GLaDOS8899 | 14

#5743823 - Wednesday 6 November 2013 01:06

Um, reread the FML 26, you're an IDIOT.

By Orion370 | 0

#4715 - Saturday 21 February 2009 04:18

Agreed. Your boyfriend is stupid.

By FMLpleez1234 | 0

#5547 - Sunday 22 February 2009 11:52

What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

By Chura | 0

#5816 - Monday 23 February 2009 03:25

i was just about to comment when i read #30. that's EXACTLY what i was going to say.

By HatchetMan | 0

#7296 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 10:19

And this bothers you why???? Two words for ya: Good Riddance!!

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